He's about to sneak over to the table, and ow. He sees white for a moment when their heads make contact. Lan Zhan's is reinforced, of course, but Wei Wuxian has no such defenses. He makes a startled sound and rolls over onto his back beside Lan Wangji, fingers tentatively brushing his new red spot.

"Is my face that scary in the morning? I'm hurt Lan Zhan," he whines. First the waiter at the buffet and now he'd startled Lan Zhan badly enough to earn a solid headbutt. What a way to wake up!