He isn't sure he can remember the last time he saw Lan Wangji's face change colors like that, even the tips of his ears look red! Probably when they were still only teens in Cloud Recesses.

"Aaa~ah. Such a waste," he sighs. "All your sweet talking wasted on nature and rules? Only you would use a power like that in exactly the opposite way it's meant!"

He imagines an ode to all the stifling rules of the Lan sect, condemning all worldly desires, like it's such a terrible thing to have fun. Wei Wuxian takes a long sip of his cocktail, considering.

"I want to read it," he sets his amused gaze on Lan Wangji's face.