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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] angryhearts2020-07-12 12:47 am

SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE —

AND STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT


What an unfortunate time to be short-staffed, when there's so much to do! For days, staff members can be seen bustling about, always on the move. No time to stop and talk — the Queen is preparing a surprise! Staff members seem to positively hum with excitement. Their numbers are replenished in fits and bursts. Groups of new hotel staff appear all at once, until there seems to be even more of them than there were before the disappearances.

They don't seem to understand who you're talking about, if you ask about those disappearances. "Staff turnover happens in every establishment, dear. Why — they might have even gotten a promotion!" Aren't you much more interested in the upcoming trip, anyway?

Now that there are more of them, staff members are eager to expand on the surprise. Oh, to see the gardens and the forest! You Oysters are so fortunate that the Queen wishes to show you the wonders of Wonderland. Of course, the forest can be dangerous — or is it only rumors? The opinion seems to change with every staff member you talk to, and no one can pin down why it might be dangerous. The only consensus seems to be to stay close to your escorts.

And most importantly: please remember the buddy system at all times.


BUDDY SYSTEM

07/11 - 07/12


At some point during all the preparation, Oysters may find themselves pulled in by another person. Physically pulled in, in some cases. Once this initial draw happens, the pair will be unable to stay very far away from each other.

When asked, staff members will reply that the two have been paired up for the upcoming trip! They are quite serious about the buddy system, you see. Going out into the forest alone is never a wise idea, and the Queen is so very concerned about your safety.

What's that? You don't trust, or even know, the person you've been paired with? It's a good thing you two will be spending so much time together, then, isn't it? Plenty of opportunity to learn to understand each other.

Shouldn't you be packing, anyway? You'll be leaving soon, after all!


THE QUEEN'S GARDEN

07/13 - 07/14


The garden itself is beautiful and spans multiple acres. There is a winding path lined with neatly manicured rose bushes in all colors, groves of fruit trees, wildflower patches where the air is heavy with bread and butter flies. Elaborate water fountains and delicate streams flow between small ponds, each bordered by different types of water plants and filled with everything ranging from goldfish to koi. Bright, sunny spots perfect for a picnic are easy to come by, as are quiet nooks tucked away in the shade.

Everything needed for a rousing game of croquet is set up in a relatively clear area of the garden. Participation in a good, friendly game of Oysters versus their staff escorts is encouraged — all in good fun, of course! Croquet is the traditional game of the royal family, after all.

As afternoon begins to wind into evening on the first day, Oysters are ushered towards a part of the garden that contains a large hedge maze. The group is kept together as they wind through the maze. The staff members who lead them clearly seem to know exactly where they're going, and never hesitate at the many different forks in the maze.

Before the sun has set, they will arrive in a large clearing in the middle of the maze, where a great feast has been set up with the food they helped to prepare over the last few days. Oysters are informed that this is the last time on the trip that their meals will be taken care of for them. Enjoy it! Once they're out into the forest proper, they will have to make use of the Wonderland information pamphlets and their camping skills.

It is in this same clearing that they will stay the night. For this first night, staff members will assist in setting up tents if needed.



THE TULGEY WOOD AND RUINS

07/14 - 07/18


The next day comes with more bright sunlight, at first. As the group continues through the second half of the maze, the foliage above grows thicker and the inside grows darker. Astute Oysters may notice that the make up of their staff escorts seems to have shifted overnight. The members of the hotel staff that were so excited and helpful in the garden are few and far between, replaced by those in dark suits, all with some form of club pattern on them.

It's the Order of Clubs, the few remaining hotel staff will say when asked. They are protectors, enforcers — and the forest is dangerous. The Queen is so considerate of their safety, to bring the Order out now.

The end of the maze comes relatively quickly. It opens out onto an expansive forest, but even here the sunlight does not return in full force. Whether it's the density of the branches, the overcast day, or the wisps of fog that drift through the trees, the light overhead is weak and the air chilled.

The last of the hotel staff remain in the maze. From here on out, Oysters are accompanied only by the Order. As they walk through the forest, a member of the Order seems ever present — there's always one within eyesight, if not within hearing distance. Occasionally, Oysters will catch sight of someone else mingling with the members of the Order. His dark suit is sleek, plain, and the figure he cuts might not have been distinct from the rest if it weren't for his height. And if it weren't for the ceremic rabbit head on his shoulders.

Oysters who seek him out will find that he is no longer present among the group of Order members by the time they arrive.

"You saw Mad March?" one of the Order will say if asked, sounding startled that he was seen. "You best pretend you didn't."

The nights in the forest are even colder. Oysters better hope they can start a campfire, put up their tents against the chill, or stay close to each other for warmth, as the Order will offer no help. They are here only for guidance — and protection.

On the third day in the forest, the group will arrive at the ruins of an old kingdom. Old cottages and shops are only faint outlines, everything but the stone long since rotted away and overgrown with foliage. The remains of a castle isn't in any better condition. Oysters who choose to explore may notice that all shown signs of a battle from long ago. They may even find the skeleton of the king himself, still sitting on his throne. The members of the Order now seem to be alive with activity, splitting off into groups and venturing out while others stay with the Oysters.

Remember the buddy system, the Order tells them. They will stay here for a few nights. This is the last place that is safe to tread, but danger lurks on the outskirts.


THE RETURN

07/18 - 07/19


It starts on the night of the 18th. The woods have been quiet for the most part, with nothing other than the sound of nearby streams and the noises of various animals. That night, even those are gone. An unnatural stillness takes over the area. Those who venture out to find the cause may find nothing — or they may be one of the first to discover that what lurks beyond the old kingdom has ventured closer.

Throughout the night of the 18th and into the day of the 19th, Oysters are at risk of encountering one of three types of creatures.

It may come as the sound of many legged-footsteps, first off in the distance and then close enough that the creature should be within sight. There are only trees, as far as the eye can see. And then motion. Briefly, it seems as though the very trees themselves are coming alive, but it will soon become apparent that these are legs. The creature stands on four limbs as tall as the trees, and when it holds still it camouflages easily among them. The roots it buries into the ground are long talons when unearthed, each tipped in a hooking claw. Its long neck is lined with the same armored scales that make its legs look like trees, and its small head is dwarfed by its extremely long snout, filled with rows of sharp teeth.

This is the Bandersnatch.

Or maybe it comes first as a shrill scream, like nails against slate. The shriek will seem to echo, instilling an unnatural sense of fear in any of those who are unlucky enough to hear it. Before long, the scream will be accompanied by the heavy flap of huge wings. The creature's approach seems to be imminent, and yet, it doesn't come. The moment draws on — and on — and on — and on — is there anything there, or is it only your imagination? Are you afraid of your own shadow, are you hearing screams in the wind and wings in the rustling of the trees?

Until it swoops down and tries to pick you up in its claws. It is a massive bird of prey, resembling a vulture, if a vulture had a twenty five foot wingspan and eerily human eyes. You've found the JubJub bird.

Then there is the reptilian Jabberwock.

There is no subtlety in its approach. The ground shakes with every step, announcing its arrival well in advance. It is bipedal and seems almost ungainly as it stalks through the trees, lurching its scaly body around and whipping its long tail for balance. Whenever this causes it to connect with a tree, the force behind it leaves the tree broken and bent. Its arms end in three fingered talons, and the round head at the end of its sinuous neck is almost entirely mouth. There is the lick of flame in its eyes, and the drool that escapes from its powerful jaws is hot enough to burn.

The members of the Order who had always seemed to be so close are conspicuously absent. It looks like the Oysters are on their own to defend themselves against these creatures.





The Jabberwocky, JubJub bird, and Bandersnatch will not be easily defeated, and few who fight will escape injury! There may be more than one of each creature type, so different groups can encounter the same type of creature if you choose. You can choose to have your characters ultimately triumph and take down the creatures, or fall to the creature. The members of the Order will arrive at the end of the fight. They will take out any creatures that remain, for those who choose not to have their characters successfully kill one, and will begin clean up of the others.

For those who are interested in having their characters seriously injured or even killed, for ease of reference here is the information regarding death and injury from the FAQ:

With the Carpenter's skills, no death or maiming in Wonderland is permanent — though the consequences of it might be. When your character dies, send the mods a PM describing any injuries the character sustained in their demise. For lacerations such as being stabbed or sliced with a sword, etc, characters will be returned to full health in a few days with gold filling in their wound in the style of Japanese kintsukuroi. This repair is permanent and will be a part of your character for the duration of their stay in Happy Hearts, even if you drop and reapp. If your character is killed or maimed through decapitation or the loss of a limb, your character will be in recovery for three days, and will return to the hotel with a ceramic replacement — an animal head for decapitation, and a non-articulated limb for lost appendages. This repair is not permanent unless you wish it to be, and Carpenter will have a flesh replacement ready for your character after another week.

Characters who have medical skills, abilities, or supplies may work to tend the wounds of others in the brief aftermath of the fight. Members of the Order will assure them that they will return to the hotel in the morning to get the medical attention that they need. And indeed, those characters who are still conscious after the fight will find themselves falling asleep at some point. Characters may dream about the same padded box from their first arrival. When they wake, they will be back in the hotel.

If you have any questions, please leave them here!




© tessisamess


billowing: (Default)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ That is somehow the least surprising thing that the Rabbit-face man has said this entire time. ]

I would like to thank her. For the opportunity to experience things here, that I would not have, otherwise.

[ He's got a lot of other messages for The Queen, but none of them are quite so nice, so he can keep those to himself. ]
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
As long he is fine, Lan Wangji is relieved. He made a promise that he will look out for him.

That only earned him a stare and he shook his head lightly. "No. What manner of power you have that you can hear him speak? What did the squirrel said to you?"
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[personal profile] madmarch 2020-07-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[If he has any doubts as to the sincerity here, he doesn't show it.]

You keep up that mindset, you're gonna be one of Her favorites.

[This time he does move, walking off into the night and fading between one breath and the next.]
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[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ In a slow, soothing voice, he asks: ]

Who decides on the punishment for Oysters who step out of line?
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[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, shit. He has no idea how long this is going to last, but yeah, he's going to jump in on this. ]

Is there anywhere in the hotel that no one's watching us?
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[personal profile] madmarch 2020-07-20 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[His response is immediate, one question answered after the other.]

I do. Yes.
lunchbreaks: (if you change your mind)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Surprisingly quick. He also doesn't know if his miracles will last past the time they wear off. He's never had to worry about that sort of thing before.

Otherwise, he'd just delete Crowley from Rabbit-mask's memories.

Instead, now Sam's piqued his interest:
]

...

Where is the place to go, where no one is watching?
sizeofyourbaggage: (all right good point)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
How do we get there?

[ Sam shifts in closer, now, coming to stand next to Aziraphale's side so he can lean in and murmur to him as an aside. ]

Can you make him forget he told us this, when you're done?
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[personal profile] madmarch 2020-07-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Lower levels. Upper levels. The Hotel is always changing. You can't get there unless you have a key.
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[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He turns to Sam for a second. ]

I think so. Not sure it'll hold, if these powers are temporary.

[ But anyway, he asks: ]

How do we get a key?
billowing: (雨中百草秋烂死 | autumn rain rots the grass)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Ying requested them.

[ He means the other one. He doesn't think Wei Ying's memory is that bad. ]
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Wangji is not letting this one go, and reaches over to prod him a little more, in case he has any broken ribs.

He checks for signs of internal bleeding as well, before he gently ties Wei Ying back up into his clothes.
]

Take a deep breath for me.

[ He wants to check if that hurts at all. ]
sizeofyourbaggage: (not where i want to be right now)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam lets out a breath, nodding. It's better than nothing, and maybe it'll last long enough for them to get access to it before they realize. ]

Where is your key?

[ He's not going to waste time asking if Mad March has one - either he does, and he'll just have to follow it up and ask where, or he doesn't and he can tell them that now. ]
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[personal profile] madmarch 2020-07-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
You don't, the Walrus doesn't give them to Oysters. Jacket pocket.
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[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-20 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
[the urge to move too quickly is there, but bingyun controls it. he still moves steadily, doesn't look back. at least not until he can no longer hear the staff's voices. then he checks, letting out a breath when he can't see then either.

he holds his arm up again, tossing the ball into the air and catching it on his palm.]


If they weren't so busy keeping us prisoner, perhaps they could go outside more.
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[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-20 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[at least it's more of an intriguing mystery, and not another thing to keep him on edge. he sits with a soft nod of his head, eyes closing for a moment. it gives the illusion of meditation, but the truth is that he's a little tired.

he stares into the flames once he opens them again. they're both clearly comfortable with the silence, and in no hurry to break it.]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure it's really their choice. Like anyone else under power they have their orders.

[He turns and walks correctly again.]

But maybe this is the start of something new. Another part of the hotel we will get to access. Kind of like when they took our senses away.

[The hotel got a lot more open during that.]

I'm definitely not going to argue with it if they are going to let us have the gardens to relax in from now on.
scaredofdogs: (whatever you say)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah...

[Of course..because that one probably gets whatever he wants. He's still a little mad at his soul twin for the fear tea he fed him last time they were together. He turns away trying not to let his annoyance show and resumes his hunting.]
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[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-20 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[bingyun cannot and will not ever think of them as his friends. but a point has been made. if the roles were reversed, if it were for qing, he would follow his orders too.]

It's better here. [he agrees with that much.] I don't leave my room much otherwise. Most of the hotel isn't of interest.

[boutiques? casinos? nightclubs??]

What about you?
billowing: (闺中只独看 | watching in her chamber alone)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You do not like skewers?

We can make something for you, as well.

[ Says Lan Wangji, who gave up his vegetarianism during camping as to not hog up resources making multiple meals. ]
billowing: (浅草才能没马蹄 | bright grass hiding hooves)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As long as his pose is good, Lan Wangji won't even notice Bingyun isn't really meditating.

Unless he really does fall asleep, of course.

Once the water has boiled, he pours it into their cups. It's not terribly ceremonious, but they're also out camping.

Lan Wangji looks for one of the skewers he'd made this afternoon, and hands one to Bingyun so they can roast their mushrooms, at least.
]
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-20 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Very gently, he lets go of him. "Let's search, but let's be careful."

Should they explore further, the castle is abandoned, and everything else smells old, musty and decay. The stones walls had crumbled and brittle. Everything else is covered thickly with dust. Searching for the stairs to lead the way up, the wooden stairs, doors, and furniture have long rotted from time and the elements.

Further search, there is evidence of statues, candlesticks, chandeliers, paintings are all broken and decayed. If there is anything valuable like jewels, it's clearly been stolen and pried a very long time ago. Tapestries has been eaten by moths. The paintings are faded and don't reveal much other than pictures of gardens and previous battles that has taken place in another age.

Staring at the rotted stairs that leads up to the higher floors, the wood is rotted, broken, and there are holes. A surefire way to fall down and never be able climb out.

Not taking a chance, "I don't think we could find anything else up there. Every clue we need, we obtain it from the spirits."

Turning to him, "Shall we take our leave and head back to the camp before it gets dark?"
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-20 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good, he thought, as he saw her smile, recognizing a fellow mischief-maker. He'd always been good at working with what he had on hand, and since he and Lan Zhan were already sharing a tent, there was a whole set of ropes and stakes and canvas that had gone unused. He started to mentally piece things together; he'd set a number of traps before while night-hunting. Everything from nets to pitfalls to snares. He was sure they could come up with something fun.

"Mm, well, I owe our babysitters a little something," he explained. If it'd just been him they'd knocked out and thrown in solitary, it'd be one thing, but they'd hurt Lan Zhan, so...

"Especially those ones in the uniforms," he pantomimes the look of their crisp suits and ties, "I feel like we are responsible adults here, so we could do with a few less following us around, don't you think?"
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[So this is definitely not his soul twin..so now there is a face twin? As if the hotel could get any more complicated. Unless he lost his memories which Wei Wuxian is well aware of the fact the hotel has that ability. Doesn’t seem like the case though. Now he is glad he doesn’t have that face any more. Three of them with the same look would be too much. He ponders the question a little as he looks up at the hotel.]

The pool was my favorite place because it was the closest thing to outdoors that we had. And I like the bar. The drinks there are pretty good and the food areas have lots of things I’ve never had before. But I stay to those rooms and avoid the rest.

[unless he is on one of his explorations to find out about the hotel. In Which case he is sneaking into anywhere he can.]

Have you been here long?
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head quickly and let’s his smile return.]

I do like skewers! I don’t need anything else. I’ll eat anything Lan Zhan decides to make.

[He definitely wants to try the skewers and they are working so hard to collect the materials for a good dinner that he certainly doesn’t want to trouble him into doing anything extra.]

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