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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] angryhearts2020-07-12 12:47 am

SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE —

AND STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT


What an unfortunate time to be short-staffed, when there's so much to do! For days, staff members can be seen bustling about, always on the move. No time to stop and talk — the Queen is preparing a surprise! Staff members seem to positively hum with excitement. Their numbers are replenished in fits and bursts. Groups of new hotel staff appear all at once, until there seems to be even more of them than there were before the disappearances.

They don't seem to understand who you're talking about, if you ask about those disappearances. "Staff turnover happens in every establishment, dear. Why — they might have even gotten a promotion!" Aren't you much more interested in the upcoming trip, anyway?

Now that there are more of them, staff members are eager to expand on the surprise. Oh, to see the gardens and the forest! You Oysters are so fortunate that the Queen wishes to show you the wonders of Wonderland. Of course, the forest can be dangerous — or is it only rumors? The opinion seems to change with every staff member you talk to, and no one can pin down why it might be dangerous. The only consensus seems to be to stay close to your escorts.

And most importantly: please remember the buddy system at all times.


BUDDY SYSTEM

07/11 - 07/12


At some point during all the preparation, Oysters may find themselves pulled in by another person. Physically pulled in, in some cases. Once this initial draw happens, the pair will be unable to stay very far away from each other.

When asked, staff members will reply that the two have been paired up for the upcoming trip! They are quite serious about the buddy system, you see. Going out into the forest alone is never a wise idea, and the Queen is so very concerned about your safety.

What's that? You don't trust, or even know, the person you've been paired with? It's a good thing you two will be spending so much time together, then, isn't it? Plenty of opportunity to learn to understand each other.

Shouldn't you be packing, anyway? You'll be leaving soon, after all!


THE QUEEN'S GARDEN

07/13 - 07/14


The garden itself is beautiful and spans multiple acres. There is a winding path lined with neatly manicured rose bushes in all colors, groves of fruit trees, wildflower patches where the air is heavy with bread and butter flies. Elaborate water fountains and delicate streams flow between small ponds, each bordered by different types of water plants and filled with everything ranging from goldfish to koi. Bright, sunny spots perfect for a picnic are easy to come by, as are quiet nooks tucked away in the shade.

Everything needed for a rousing game of croquet is set up in a relatively clear area of the garden. Participation in a good, friendly game of Oysters versus their staff escorts is encouraged — all in good fun, of course! Croquet is the traditional game of the royal family, after all.

As afternoon begins to wind into evening on the first day, Oysters are ushered towards a part of the garden that contains a large hedge maze. The group is kept together as they wind through the maze. The staff members who lead them clearly seem to know exactly where they're going, and never hesitate at the many different forks in the maze.

Before the sun has set, they will arrive in a large clearing in the middle of the maze, where a great feast has been set up with the food they helped to prepare over the last few days. Oysters are informed that this is the last time on the trip that their meals will be taken care of for them. Enjoy it! Once they're out into the forest proper, they will have to make use of the Wonderland information pamphlets and their camping skills.

It is in this same clearing that they will stay the night. For this first night, staff members will assist in setting up tents if needed.



THE TULGEY WOOD AND RUINS

07/14 - 07/18


The next day comes with more bright sunlight, at first. As the group continues through the second half of the maze, the foliage above grows thicker and the inside grows darker. Astute Oysters may notice that the make up of their staff escorts seems to have shifted overnight. The members of the hotel staff that were so excited and helpful in the garden are few and far between, replaced by those in dark suits, all with some form of club pattern on them.

It's the Order of Clubs, the few remaining hotel staff will say when asked. They are protectors, enforcers — and the forest is dangerous. The Queen is so considerate of their safety, to bring the Order out now.

The end of the maze comes relatively quickly. It opens out onto an expansive forest, but even here the sunlight does not return in full force. Whether it's the density of the branches, the overcast day, or the wisps of fog that drift through the trees, the light overhead is weak and the air chilled.

The last of the hotel staff remain in the maze. From here on out, Oysters are accompanied only by the Order. As they walk through the forest, a member of the Order seems ever present — there's always one within eyesight, if not within hearing distance. Occasionally, Oysters will catch sight of someone else mingling with the members of the Order. His dark suit is sleek, plain, and the figure he cuts might not have been distinct from the rest if it weren't for his height. And if it weren't for the ceremic rabbit head on his shoulders.

Oysters who seek him out will find that he is no longer present among the group of Order members by the time they arrive.

"You saw Mad March?" one of the Order will say if asked, sounding startled that he was seen. "You best pretend you didn't."

The nights in the forest are even colder. Oysters better hope they can start a campfire, put up their tents against the chill, or stay close to each other for warmth, as the Order will offer no help. They are here only for guidance — and protection.

On the third day in the forest, the group will arrive at the ruins of an old kingdom. Old cottages and shops are only faint outlines, everything but the stone long since rotted away and overgrown with foliage. The remains of a castle isn't in any better condition. Oysters who choose to explore may notice that all shown signs of a battle from long ago. They may even find the skeleton of the king himself, still sitting on his throne. The members of the Order now seem to be alive with activity, splitting off into groups and venturing out while others stay with the Oysters.

Remember the buddy system, the Order tells them. They will stay here for a few nights. This is the last place that is safe to tread, but danger lurks on the outskirts.


THE RETURN

07/18 - 07/19


It starts on the night of the 18th. The woods have been quiet for the most part, with nothing other than the sound of nearby streams and the noises of various animals. That night, even those are gone. An unnatural stillness takes over the area. Those who venture out to find the cause may find nothing — or they may be one of the first to discover that what lurks beyond the old kingdom has ventured closer.

Throughout the night of the 18th and into the day of the 19th, Oysters are at risk of encountering one of three types of creatures.

It may come as the sound of many legged-footsteps, first off in the distance and then close enough that the creature should be within sight. There are only trees, as far as the eye can see. And then motion. Briefly, it seems as though the very trees themselves are coming alive, but it will soon become apparent that these are legs. The creature stands on four limbs as tall as the trees, and when it holds still it camouflages easily among them. The roots it buries into the ground are long talons when unearthed, each tipped in a hooking claw. Its long neck is lined with the same armored scales that make its legs look like trees, and its small head is dwarfed by its extremely long snout, filled with rows of sharp teeth.

This is the Bandersnatch.

Or maybe it comes first as a shrill scream, like nails against slate. The shriek will seem to echo, instilling an unnatural sense of fear in any of those who are unlucky enough to hear it. Before long, the scream will be accompanied by the heavy flap of huge wings. The creature's approach seems to be imminent, and yet, it doesn't come. The moment draws on — and on — and on — and on — is there anything there, or is it only your imagination? Are you afraid of your own shadow, are you hearing screams in the wind and wings in the rustling of the trees?

Until it swoops down and tries to pick you up in its claws. It is a massive bird of prey, resembling a vulture, if a vulture had a twenty five foot wingspan and eerily human eyes. You've found the JubJub bird.

Then there is the reptilian Jabberwock.

There is no subtlety in its approach. The ground shakes with every step, announcing its arrival well in advance. It is bipedal and seems almost ungainly as it stalks through the trees, lurching its scaly body around and whipping its long tail for balance. Whenever this causes it to connect with a tree, the force behind it leaves the tree broken and bent. Its arms end in three fingered talons, and the round head at the end of its sinuous neck is almost entirely mouth. There is the lick of flame in its eyes, and the drool that escapes from its powerful jaws is hot enough to burn.

The members of the Order who had always seemed to be so close are conspicuously absent. It looks like the Oysters are on their own to defend themselves against these creatures.





The Jabberwocky, JubJub bird, and Bandersnatch will not be easily defeated, and few who fight will escape injury! There may be more than one of each creature type, so different groups can encounter the same type of creature if you choose. You can choose to have your characters ultimately triumph and take down the creatures, or fall to the creature. The members of the Order will arrive at the end of the fight. They will take out any creatures that remain, for those who choose not to have their characters successfully kill one, and will begin clean up of the others.

For those who are interested in having their characters seriously injured or even killed, for ease of reference here is the information regarding death and injury from the FAQ:

With the Carpenter's skills, no death or maiming in Wonderland is permanent — though the consequences of it might be. When your character dies, send the mods a PM describing any injuries the character sustained in their demise. For lacerations such as being stabbed or sliced with a sword, etc, characters will be returned to full health in a few days with gold filling in their wound in the style of Japanese kintsukuroi. This repair is permanent and will be a part of your character for the duration of their stay in Happy Hearts, even if you drop and reapp. If your character is killed or maimed through decapitation or the loss of a limb, your character will be in recovery for three days, and will return to the hotel with a ceramic replacement — an animal head for decapitation, and a non-articulated limb for lost appendages. This repair is not permanent unless you wish it to be, and Carpenter will have a flesh replacement ready for your character after another week.

Characters who have medical skills, abilities, or supplies may work to tend the wounds of others in the brief aftermath of the fight. Members of the Order will assure them that they will return to the hotel in the morning to get the medical attention that they need. And indeed, those characters who are still conscious after the fight will find themselves falling asleep at some point. Characters may dream about the same padded box from their first arrival. When they wake, they will be back in the hotel.

If you have any questions, please leave them here!




© tessisamess


metalicarus: (What did you say?)

[personal profile] metalicarus 2020-07-20 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Humans were all over the galaxy where she came from? No wonder they needed additional teams for oversight, he and the other Cyborgs couldn't even keep a single planet of humans from nearly killing themselves. A whole galaxy of problems? Just the thought made him tired.]

Of course they aren't. Anything involving the words 'United' and 'Nations' can't make anything work long-term without messing it up.

So, your group is the clean-up crew. Were you given a choice for this or mandated?
metalicarus: (Chinhandsing)

[personal profile] metalicarus 2020-07-20 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ain't that the goddamn truth?" There was more bitterness in his tone than he'd meant to let slip, but considering he'd nearly been framed and his family sold out by his boss only a few days ago, it felt warranted. Even the fact Void was now a smear under some rubble didn't make the betrayal hurt any less. Bureaucratic assholes.

Jet accepted the mushroom, but was slow to eat it. Without his jets or even his acceleration device, his fuel reserves were more full than usual. He didn't need it and, despite his accelerated metabolism still in gear, wasn't all that hungry. Getting kidnapped again wasn't great for his appetite.

"Mostly in general. Ancient civilizations that couldn't keep it up, that stuff. I was in Venice before here, though, and half that place's become ruins now that people are finally realizing it's sinking. Guess the loss of the streets were the sign they needed."

And there was now Dubai....but he didn't want to talk about that, if he could help it. It was still too fresh.
lunchbreaks: (the myriad choices of his fate)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And who, pray tell, is The Walrus?

[ Sam can look for the key if he wants to copy it or something if he can; Aziraphale is not exactly the tech guru they want for that sort of thing, and also he thinks it might be suspicious if someone's monitoring those records for who swipes where.

He is used to having his hands tied for such matters.
]
metalicarus: (Wings)

[personal profile] metalicarus 2020-07-20 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't just pause as that answer processes, he stops entirely and turns entirely to face Aziraphale.]

An...angel.

[It's not a question and as he's facing him, his eyes fall on the wings, backtrack over some of the things he's said, and it all makes sense in a way he's not sure how he feels about.

If someone had told him two weeks ago he'd be having a conversation with an angel, he would have laughed in their face. Jet wasn't exactly religious, considering everything that had happened in his life, but after His Voice...well...

He ran a hand over his face and shrugged.]


Okay.

[What else was there to say without getting into everything?]
bingyun: (pic#14117672)

[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[the face is similar, but no one would be fooled for more than a few seconds. smiles don't come to yan bingyun's lips as easily as they do to the wei wuxian that he met. his expression is always too aloof. oh, he could act differently and probably fool people - spies can be whoever they need to be. but there's no point in being that way with his fellow prisoners, these other "oysters".]

Not long.

[he lowers his eyes. days have turned into weeks, but not yet a month. he's preparing himself for that day, and the many days that might come after it.]

The gym is at least useful. I'm able to sleep if I spend a few hours there.
bingyun: (pic#14117713)

[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[bingyun accepts the cup, but looks surprised when he's offered the skewer immediately after.]

There's no need.

[so he hasn't forgotten how to speak after all.]

I ate at their banquet earlier.

[there's a note of regret in his voice, possible shame. he should've held out for longer.]
sizeofyourbaggage: (if you say so)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Sam is definitely going to look for the key. Outright stealing it is a probably a bad idea, he knows, but if he gets a look at it maybe he can talk Aziraphale through miracling a rock or piece of bark or something into a copy.

If not - screw it, maybe he will just steal it. It's not like he hasn't already drawn attention to himself trying to distract from others, might as well go all in.

In lieu of asking another question, Sam warily moves in to start searching Mad March's jacket, keeping an eye out for any sign of movement. ]
scaredofdogs: (whatever you say)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh..Yeah I found the gym when I was blind. Or..well..I stumbled into the gym by accident. We didn't even know it existed until then and the hotel kept moving rooms. We were aiming for the food and ended up in the gym. Kind of ironic..I guess the hotel was telling us we should be working out instead of eating.

[He only has been back once more to that room so he could actually see the things he could only feel before. He realizes he doesn't even know this new person's name.]

I should probably introduce myself since we are now partners in crime against the staff. [he stops walking so he can circle his arms with respect.]

Wei Wuxian..ahh..potentially the second if you've met my soul twin.
scaredofdogs: (Thinking)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He likes exploring, looking at the various tapestries, even in the poor shape they are in, tell a story of this world that he wouldn't be able to get from just an empty building. It's a shame that their history seems to have disappeared into the rubble. He picks his way carefully, not wanting to step on anything sharp in his bare feet. But then he gets an idea and bends down by one of the tapestries.

"Hey Lan Zhan...do you think we could make shoes out of the fabric from these tapestries?" It's a heavy material, meant to be draped and hung and far thicker then any of their typical clothes. With a little modification it might work to give them a little protection from the stonier paths and ruins that are in the area. Wei Wuxian is rather content being barefoot but that doesn't mean he wouldn't like a little help once in awhile.

He pulls out the switch blade and cuts a square of fabric out, wrapping it around his foot to test it. He doubts anyone has a needle and thread to properly sew things up but there is no telling what they could figure out back at camp.
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048074)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-20 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The poor man looks so confused. Will it even react? He has no way of knowing for sure, at least not until he tries to actually call out to something.

"Just keep it with you. If it works, it'll respond to your playing," he gives a lopsided grin.

"And if it doesn't, well, I'll appreciate your help in testing it out. How's that?"
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048082)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-20 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh! I did have some of those special teas, before we headed out," he admits, looking somewhat guilty. Maybe he shouldn't mention that one also seemed to have been meant for Lan Zhan. Something about sensing spirits, though it'd done little for him so far.

"Maybe that's what it is?" he hasn't tried them before, and so, wasn't entirely sure what to expect. But at least unlike the emotional teas, these seem a bit useful.

"He was ah... rather upset I'd stuck my foot through his front door, then followed it up with some things that are... probably not fit for the second jade of Lan to hear," he gives a short laugh.
lunchbreaks: (there is nothing we can do)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay? That was kind of a disappointing answer. In fact, it's such a disappointing answer that he misunderstands and thinks that Jet doesn't believe him. ]

It's true! They've sort of taken everyone's powers and are redistributing them, so I can't exactly. Prove it.

But it is. I wouldn't... lie about something like that.

And you've told me-- well you've already told me about yourself, so I promise you I'd at least have enough respect to tell you the truth in return.

[ Please, please believe him!!! ]
lunchbreaks: (yes i've been broken-hearted)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-20 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah, alright. I can do that!" he responds back with a smile, hoping that it's successful so he can give this tool back to Wei Wuxian and maybe he can use it in a following month.

"Have you got any teas?" he asks. Maybe he can help Wei Wuxian with some of his powers!
sizeofyourbaggage: (get up from this)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The higher they go, the worse it's gonna get for them when they finally do take this thing down. It's not something he normally has to worry about - he's done a hell of a lot of fighting without his wings, sure, but but the majority of it has been when he never had to think twice about how high up he was.

He's gotta do something to stop their ascent.

Sam holds on with his legs, letting go of the feathers at the JubJub bird's neck so he can angle himself towards one of its wings instead. Birds are birds, and he's just hoping that even giant ones with screams that send chills down his spine still have the same make up. His fingers slip through feathers and down to the base of the wing, skimming over muscle that shifts and flexes as the bird struggles to climb higher with the added weight.

Then he sinks the knife in right at the joint of its wing, twisting it until he can feel it pop. He slices through muscle as he yanks the knife back out, just to make sure, and the thing shrieks as one wing goes limp. ]


This is gonna be a rough landing!
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048201)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He winces again at the fingers, a sinking feeling that it's more than just a bruise. Cracked maybe? Probably. When asked to take a breath, he shifts uncomfortably, knowing full well how obvious it'll make his injury, but not doing it at all will be a thousand times more suspicious.

He takes a slow breath, but can't help flinching when it goes too deep, pressing up against his injured rib. His breath stutters out, and his hand goes to Lan Zhan's shoulder for support.]


See? Just... tender is all.
billowing: (梦不成 | such that i cannot dream)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mm, but Wei Ying doesn't seem too excited, and is definitely covering up something.

Still, a man's secrets are his own to keep, and it's not like this Lan Wangji is his husband. He gave up the right to ask him in more depth.

He picks another one, and shows it to Wei Ying. A different shape.
]

We'll need these ones, too.
billowing: (夜深前殿 | deep in night before the temple)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. And you are satisfied?

[ Because just like Wei Wuxian can't get full on such offerings from The Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji finds it very difficult to take a sandwich as a serious food. Cold cuts? Mayonnaise?

He's not trying to be a picky eater, but honestly. Why, when there was such bountiful harvest?

No judgment for eating it, Bingyun, but don't die on that hill.
]
sizeofyourbaggage: (what're you thinking now)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Depended on your luck of the draw. Some of them were pretty good, but then you got ones that were the result of people trying to recreate something that should never be in a can. Cheese and veggie omelets sound good, but I'm pretty sure it was just paper mache.

[ The reverse of hers, it sounds like - they always tried to give them appetizing names like it'd fool them into thinking it was good.

He rests his forearms on his knees as he listens, leaning in a little so he can focus more on her. The power itself that she describes is... a hell of a lot, but then, he was an Avenger. He's never actually been all that bothered about power itself, no matter what it is - just what people choose to do with it. ]


Damn. Yeah, I can see why someone deciding to up and take control over a bunch of people like that might be something you wanna stop. Did you guys get to finish before you ended up here?
billowing: (闺中只独看 | watching in her chamber alone)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-20 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Wangji looks at Wei Ying as if instead of saying that, he'd just asked if Lan Wangji, in our year 2020, after asking Wei Ying to marry him, might still be holding a candle for Mian Mian.

That is how incredulous he is, that Wei Ying thinks that Lan Wangji would begin to accept this for an answer.

He takes out some herbs, and sticks his hand into Wei Ying's robes to push the salve against his skin. It's probably painful.
]

sizeofyourbaggage: (isn't he cute)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He hasn't known Jet long, but somehow he's not surprised by how easy they fall into step with each other. It'd been the same with him and Steve, really - a handful of conversations and it was like they'd been working together for years. It's not often that Sam finds someone like that, but when he does Sam's? Hell if he's gonna let it go.

Sam's laughter is quiet, if only because he doesn't want to draw the creature's attention to them before they can get a good read on it, and he returns that wink with a pleased little smirk. ]


You're stuck with me now, man, hope you know that. [ His teasing tone drops as they get closer, though, voice lowering. ] What're you picking up?
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042202)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He stares at the new plant. He was just starting to get used to the last one..but he'll start adding that one to the hunt. And just as he is about to reach for what he thinks is one, his hand snaps back.]

....

[Did that plant just try to...bite him? Certainly not...he reaches for that plant Lan wangji wants one more time and once again the plant seems to open up and make a lunge for his hand. He yelps and scurries backwards.]

I remember the rash plant but did you read anything man eating plants?!
equivocations: (pic#14073624)

[personal profile] equivocations 2020-07-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
"I did." He smiles, ducking his head just a little. "It is not traditionally Gusu, but I assumed no one would mind."

The other Wangji had already told him of his intention to eat more varied while they were out here, and he is aware that both Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli partook of other meals while they were at Cloud Recesses.

"Did you discover anything on your trip?" Perhaps Wangji has something else on his mind - and certainly, there are things that Lan Xichen himself needs to discuss with his other brother - but this seems the easiest place to start.
bingyun: (pic#14117723)

[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-21 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[bingyun looks at him as he talks...and talks...and talks some more. he makes him think of fan xian, a bittersweet memory of a man he wants to dislike a lot more than he actually does. it's not just the chatter itself, but the carefree nature that comes with it. something that yan bingyun could never achieve no matter how hard he tried.]

...I have. Soul twin? [he arches a brow. it's such a strange term, he really has no idea what it means. but he does remember the trouble that he had convincing the other wei wuxian that he wasn't also wei wuxian. he pauses, returning the greeting.] I'm Yan Bingyun, from the Kingdom of Qing.
billowing: (Default)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-21 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ Deadpan. ]

Stay away from the flesh-eating plants.

[ He thought they would be easy to find out, since they look very menacing and like they might have teeth and jaws and the like. ]

Stick to only plants that look like ones from home.
bingyun: (pic#14117743)

[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[he glances away, the neutral line of his mouth turning into more of a frown.]

Most of it wasn't fit for Qing's dogs.

[at least he's saying it like he really feels for once.]

But I kept it down, and avoided insulting them. The tea will finish settling my stomach, thank you.

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