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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] angryhearts2020-07-12 12:47 am

SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE —

AND STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT


What an unfortunate time to be short-staffed, when there's so much to do! For days, staff members can be seen bustling about, always on the move. No time to stop and talk — the Queen is preparing a surprise! Staff members seem to positively hum with excitement. Their numbers are replenished in fits and bursts. Groups of new hotel staff appear all at once, until there seems to be even more of them than there were before the disappearances.

They don't seem to understand who you're talking about, if you ask about those disappearances. "Staff turnover happens in every establishment, dear. Why — they might have even gotten a promotion!" Aren't you much more interested in the upcoming trip, anyway?

Now that there are more of them, staff members are eager to expand on the surprise. Oh, to see the gardens and the forest! You Oysters are so fortunate that the Queen wishes to show you the wonders of Wonderland. Of course, the forest can be dangerous — or is it only rumors? The opinion seems to change with every staff member you talk to, and no one can pin down why it might be dangerous. The only consensus seems to be to stay close to your escorts.

And most importantly: please remember the buddy system at all times.


BUDDY SYSTEM

07/11 - 07/12


At some point during all the preparation, Oysters may find themselves pulled in by another person. Physically pulled in, in some cases. Once this initial draw happens, the pair will be unable to stay very far away from each other.

When asked, staff members will reply that the two have been paired up for the upcoming trip! They are quite serious about the buddy system, you see. Going out into the forest alone is never a wise idea, and the Queen is so very concerned about your safety.

What's that? You don't trust, or even know, the person you've been paired with? It's a good thing you two will be spending so much time together, then, isn't it? Plenty of opportunity to learn to understand each other.

Shouldn't you be packing, anyway? You'll be leaving soon, after all!


THE QUEEN'S GARDEN

07/13 - 07/14


The garden itself is beautiful and spans multiple acres. There is a winding path lined with neatly manicured rose bushes in all colors, groves of fruit trees, wildflower patches where the air is heavy with bread and butter flies. Elaborate water fountains and delicate streams flow between small ponds, each bordered by different types of water plants and filled with everything ranging from goldfish to koi. Bright, sunny spots perfect for a picnic are easy to come by, as are quiet nooks tucked away in the shade.

Everything needed for a rousing game of croquet is set up in a relatively clear area of the garden. Participation in a good, friendly game of Oysters versus their staff escorts is encouraged — all in good fun, of course! Croquet is the traditional game of the royal family, after all.

As afternoon begins to wind into evening on the first day, Oysters are ushered towards a part of the garden that contains a large hedge maze. The group is kept together as they wind through the maze. The staff members who lead them clearly seem to know exactly where they're going, and never hesitate at the many different forks in the maze.

Before the sun has set, they will arrive in a large clearing in the middle of the maze, where a great feast has been set up with the food they helped to prepare over the last few days. Oysters are informed that this is the last time on the trip that their meals will be taken care of for them. Enjoy it! Once they're out into the forest proper, they will have to make use of the Wonderland information pamphlets and their camping skills.

It is in this same clearing that they will stay the night. For this first night, staff members will assist in setting up tents if needed.



THE TULGEY WOOD AND RUINS

07/14 - 07/18


The next day comes with more bright sunlight, at first. As the group continues through the second half of the maze, the foliage above grows thicker and the inside grows darker. Astute Oysters may notice that the make up of their staff escorts seems to have shifted overnight. The members of the hotel staff that were so excited and helpful in the garden are few and far between, replaced by those in dark suits, all with some form of club pattern on them.

It's the Order of Clubs, the few remaining hotel staff will say when asked. They are protectors, enforcers — and the forest is dangerous. The Queen is so considerate of their safety, to bring the Order out now.

The end of the maze comes relatively quickly. It opens out onto an expansive forest, but even here the sunlight does not return in full force. Whether it's the density of the branches, the overcast day, or the wisps of fog that drift through the trees, the light overhead is weak and the air chilled.

The last of the hotel staff remain in the maze. From here on out, Oysters are accompanied only by the Order. As they walk through the forest, a member of the Order seems ever present — there's always one within eyesight, if not within hearing distance. Occasionally, Oysters will catch sight of someone else mingling with the members of the Order. His dark suit is sleek, plain, and the figure he cuts might not have been distinct from the rest if it weren't for his height. And if it weren't for the ceremic rabbit head on his shoulders.

Oysters who seek him out will find that he is no longer present among the group of Order members by the time they arrive.

"You saw Mad March?" one of the Order will say if asked, sounding startled that he was seen. "You best pretend you didn't."

The nights in the forest are even colder. Oysters better hope they can start a campfire, put up their tents against the chill, or stay close to each other for warmth, as the Order will offer no help. They are here only for guidance — and protection.

On the third day in the forest, the group will arrive at the ruins of an old kingdom. Old cottages and shops are only faint outlines, everything but the stone long since rotted away and overgrown with foliage. The remains of a castle isn't in any better condition. Oysters who choose to explore may notice that all shown signs of a battle from long ago. They may even find the skeleton of the king himself, still sitting on his throne. The members of the Order now seem to be alive with activity, splitting off into groups and venturing out while others stay with the Oysters.

Remember the buddy system, the Order tells them. They will stay here for a few nights. This is the last place that is safe to tread, but danger lurks on the outskirts.


THE RETURN

07/18 - 07/19


It starts on the night of the 18th. The woods have been quiet for the most part, with nothing other than the sound of nearby streams and the noises of various animals. That night, even those are gone. An unnatural stillness takes over the area. Those who venture out to find the cause may find nothing — or they may be one of the first to discover that what lurks beyond the old kingdom has ventured closer.

Throughout the night of the 18th and into the day of the 19th, Oysters are at risk of encountering one of three types of creatures.

It may come as the sound of many legged-footsteps, first off in the distance and then close enough that the creature should be within sight. There are only trees, as far as the eye can see. And then motion. Briefly, it seems as though the very trees themselves are coming alive, but it will soon become apparent that these are legs. The creature stands on four limbs as tall as the trees, and when it holds still it camouflages easily among them. The roots it buries into the ground are long talons when unearthed, each tipped in a hooking claw. Its long neck is lined with the same armored scales that make its legs look like trees, and its small head is dwarfed by its extremely long snout, filled with rows of sharp teeth.

This is the Bandersnatch.

Or maybe it comes first as a shrill scream, like nails against slate. The shriek will seem to echo, instilling an unnatural sense of fear in any of those who are unlucky enough to hear it. Before long, the scream will be accompanied by the heavy flap of huge wings. The creature's approach seems to be imminent, and yet, it doesn't come. The moment draws on — and on — and on — and on — is there anything there, or is it only your imagination? Are you afraid of your own shadow, are you hearing screams in the wind and wings in the rustling of the trees?

Until it swoops down and tries to pick you up in its claws. It is a massive bird of prey, resembling a vulture, if a vulture had a twenty five foot wingspan and eerily human eyes. You've found the JubJub bird.

Then there is the reptilian Jabberwock.

There is no subtlety in its approach. The ground shakes with every step, announcing its arrival well in advance. It is bipedal and seems almost ungainly as it stalks through the trees, lurching its scaly body around and whipping its long tail for balance. Whenever this causes it to connect with a tree, the force behind it leaves the tree broken and bent. Its arms end in three fingered talons, and the round head at the end of its sinuous neck is almost entirely mouth. There is the lick of flame in its eyes, and the drool that escapes from its powerful jaws is hot enough to burn.

The members of the Order who had always seemed to be so close are conspicuously absent. It looks like the Oysters are on their own to defend themselves against these creatures.





The Jabberwocky, JubJub bird, and Bandersnatch will not be easily defeated, and few who fight will escape injury! There may be more than one of each creature type, so different groups can encounter the same type of creature if you choose. You can choose to have your characters ultimately triumph and take down the creatures, or fall to the creature. The members of the Order will arrive at the end of the fight. They will take out any creatures that remain, for those who choose not to have their characters successfully kill one, and will begin clean up of the others.

For those who are interested in having their characters seriously injured or even killed, for ease of reference here is the information regarding death and injury from the FAQ:

With the Carpenter's skills, no death or maiming in Wonderland is permanent — though the consequences of it might be. When your character dies, send the mods a PM describing any injuries the character sustained in their demise. For lacerations such as being stabbed or sliced with a sword, etc, characters will be returned to full health in a few days with gold filling in their wound in the style of Japanese kintsukuroi. This repair is permanent and will be a part of your character for the duration of their stay in Happy Hearts, even if you drop and reapp. If your character is killed or maimed through decapitation or the loss of a limb, your character will be in recovery for three days, and will return to the hotel with a ceramic replacement — an animal head for decapitation, and a non-articulated limb for lost appendages. This repair is not permanent unless you wish it to be, and Carpenter will have a flesh replacement ready for your character after another week.

Characters who have medical skills, abilities, or supplies may work to tend the wounds of others in the brief aftermath of the fight. Members of the Order will assure them that they will return to the hotel in the morning to get the medical attention that they need. And indeed, those characters who are still conscious after the fight will find themselves falling asleep at some point. Characters may dream about the same padded box from their first arrival. When they wake, they will be back in the hotel.

If you have any questions, please leave them here!




© tessisamess


inquiryguqin: cupcake_graphics @ dw (189)

[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
He thought about it and taken him a while to figure out an idea. Eventually, he sat up and gently nudges Wei Ying into a comfortable position.

"Then I think we could start with you devouring me if you're okay with that. I like it when you pleasure me, and I think that's a good way to get us warmed up."

He gently guides Wei Ying where he wanted him, between his legs, and that's servicing him by using his mouth.
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-26 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian had promised to devour which mean his mouth had to be kept busy. At least like this he won't have to worry about being too loud. He looks up at Lan Wangji with amused but desire filled eyes as he lowers himself down to the man's length.

"I'll gladly start with this appetizer." He starts wit his tongue, running it up the entire length starting at the base. With one hand he grips one of Lan Wangji's thighs, which the other encircles his cock right where it meets his body. He breathes hotly over that tip, letting his tongue lap at it teasingly.
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think he is exactly like you. A brother is always a brother."

He recalled the events earlier from the day. Meanwhile, the smell of the food being cooked becomes stronger and Lan Wangji helps by cooking and adding ingredients.

"I am unable to communicate with the spirits. But Wei Ying is able to do so. He was given a lot of teas, so he regain some abilities back."
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He decides to clarify, explaining from his point of view. His expression blank, hiding his grief as he never spoke of it. Not even to his brother, but his brother figured out his feelings from his actions.]

I was with him in his first life. He died and for me, it has been 13 years. Then someone cast a forbidden ritual to call forth for his soul. That caster is named Mo Xuanyu, and he sacrificed his body by leaving the shell, so Wei Wuxian's soul can occupy him.

So the Wei Ying we know now, that's Mo Xuanyu body, but it's his soul currently. This is his second life and I become reacquainted with him for the last few months, after 13 years assuming he is dead.
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
For the most part, Lan Zhan is in the mood to be quiet, allowing Wei Ying to taste him, lick him, and stir his cock to life.

He is a quiet lover, allowing Wei Ying to work on him. With his hot breath on his skin, he moans softly, his member begins to twitch in response and a flood of warm tingles going through him starting with the licks and touches.
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[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-26 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[ he cuts some wood and binds it together to act as tongs to check on the bowls, and places them over the fire to catch the smoke and turn it into ash. ]
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[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-26 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I--

I didn't know humans could do that.

[ Most humans anyway. But he supposes in an alternate world where Cultivation is real, then he can't really be too surprised. And yet. ]

Is it... is it strange for him to be in another body? I always. Found it odd.
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-26 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He nods his understanding, before turning back to the animals.

"Do you know anything about the hotel?" he tries, clarifying when they don't seem to react to that, "the big building, back that way."

He shakes his head, glancing back at Lan Zhan, "they don't really know about it."

At that, he turns back to them abruptly, his face registering confusion as they chitter at him, then scamper off suddenly.

"Ah... hm," he dusts himself off, "not very welcoming. They said if that's where we're from, we should go back. There's too many of us here, that we don't belong here."
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-26 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yes, did I not mention that?" he nods, "Crowley was the one who told me about the teas in the first place. Really helpful."

Although cranky and cantankerous, Crowley was as easy a mark for teasing as Jiang Cheng, if slightly more helpful. The least he could do was talk him up a little in front of his crush here.
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-26 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We could probably find several useful cooking items in the ruins if we really wanted to dig and get dirty.

[And had days upon days to do it. The ruins are so overgrown at this point that most of the useful items is buried beneath more then just stone. But it would be fun to just see what else could be scavenged even after probably hundreds of years.]
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[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-26 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He can feel that length stiffening under his grip as he continues to tease just the tip of it. "Do I excite you, Lan Zhan?" Because when has he ever been able to resist talking and teasing even during these such activities. He runs his top teeth along the rim before finally wrapping his lips around it so he can suck gently. Everything he does an experiment to see what kind of response Lan wangji has to things. Still fairly new at this kind of act, Wei Wuxian enjoys learning what it takes to truly please the other man. What kind of sensations drive him wild and make him moan for more?
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Wangji thought correctly, so he wasn't surprised at the answer, but he was hoping for any more clues.

"They don't know? Really...?" Crossing his arms. It seems the animals don't know much, other than humans are not welcoming in their forest. Which sounds like more of a natural territorial mindest.

With a sigh, "I guess that is all, Wei Ying." If they ask any more questions from the different rodents and residents of the forest, it would probably be the same answer.
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
In our world, anything is possible if one knows how to wield the Qi. The energy and spirit that is in everything.

Though I must say, it's a forbidden ritual, and practitioner practices the dark path of the Way. I'm surprised that it's successful.

[He thought about his question]

I'm open to the idea of reincarnation. It was taught in the Sutra text that I studied, so it can be possible. I waited for a lifetime for him. I was ready to give up and join him in the next life, but...he came back and that's all that matters.

[He trails off, realizing he slipped, unable to contain his feelings]
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a groan in response, as Wei Ying teases him, even just at the tip of him. It takes every amount of self-control to sit still and relax as Wei Ying tortures him with new sensations. The flick of his tongue, the gentle sucking of his lips, and feeling the warm wetness of his mouth.

"Yesss...only Wei Ying excites me." He gasps softly, a soft flush of pleasure dusted his pale cheeks as his erection is rock hard now, throbbing and aching, wanting more as Wei Ying pleasures him.
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-26 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She seemed alright with the response, or at least, didn't question it, but if she was also on her second chance at life, it probably wasn't so hard to believe.

"What's a clone?" he asks, only to glance over at the rope, "Oh, right, ah... tripwire? A snare, maybe? What do you think?"
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-26 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"An opportunity for what?" he makes a face. Hadn't the spirits in the hotel said they were the queen's people too? If that was the end waiting for those who accepted her rule, he didn't see much incentive to it.

Lan Zhan takes his hand, and he squeezes it lightly in kind, slipping his fingers to slot perfectly into his. His anger and frustration at this is directed at no one but the queen and her pet rabbit, and much as curiosity burns him, he trusts Lan Zhan a whole lot more.

"It's hard to know what's useful," he lets out a slow breath, "Oh- I thought it was interesting though, when I talked to March, he said the Queen only has one rule, the rest are Wonderland's. And it's not really something you can break."

He pauses only a moment before reciting, "in order to get what you want, you must first give what others need."
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hard to say if it's the truth or not," he frowns, "but it was all they were willing to say. They seemed a lot more worried about the people here making a mess of things."

They seemed to appreciate that he'd stopped to chat, at least, but little more than that. The over-riding feeling was a very emphatic, get out.

"Maybe the rabbits will be in a better mood, if we can find any."
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[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-26 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh?" He smiles so widely. Ah, he'd always known Crowley did like the humans after all. He's so soft with them. "I really am glad he's making friends." He thinks that probably he and Wei Wuxian are kindred spirits of a sort, demonized by reputation and not by action.
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[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
By the suggestions of looking for rabbits. Maybe they know better than chipmunks. And smarter too.

"Mn. Let's keep looking. Maybe rabbits know better and they might be more helpful too." In Lan Zhan's opinion, they always do. Should Wei Ying continue the search, he happily accompanies him through the forest to take a closer look.
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[personal profile] metalicarus 2020-07-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jet chuckled but it quickly turned into an outright laugh. The whole...thing sounded ridiculous on paper. And yet that one little statement did make him feel better. Francoise had been quick to forgive and forget and accept that God had 'apologized' in His own way by resurrecting those of their number who'd been taken or died. It was nice to not have someone instantly go to bat for the guy when He'd been a jerk to begin with.]

Thanks. I mean that, by the way, in case you got the wrong idea. Just didn't expect to hear it, but I appreciate it.

[He started in on the stakes in the ground as the tent slowly rose and actually began to look like a tent.]

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess you're not all that popular with your family back home, then.
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[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-26 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, he's infinitely more familiar with the concept of reincarnation and of Samsara, rather than the type of resurrection that seems to have happened with Wei Wuxian.

He's also not terribly familiar with the concept of cultivators living a long time, so he assumes that Lan Wangji would've just lived about seventy more years and joined Wei Wuxian in - Heaven or the karmic cycle of reincarnation, depending on what God willed.
]

It is good you get to spend the rest of this lifetime together.

[ He smiles, softly. ]

Even if it is... here.
lunchbreaks: (and i forget everything)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh... well.

[ He steeples his fingers and then considers if he should tell Jet the whole story. Jet has been nothing but forthcoming, and it seems he doesn't like angels, so... ]

They sort of tried to... set me on fire? It's alright, of course. I didn't die!

[ Yeah, because that was the worrisome part...? ]

But yes, I'm. I guess I could say get-togethers are a little awkward.
billowing: (泪始干 | weeping their wicks)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-26 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
We could, but I think they might be destroyed if all the buildings are in such a state.

[ Just don't get your hopes up, Wei Ying. ]
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[personal profile] metalicarus 2020-07-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[That had him seriously wondering just how many of them here could fight, but weren't being allowed to. Why kidnap a bunch of soldiers and warriors and then take away their ability to fight? Well, maybe Aziraphale wasn't a fighter, but he had powers that could probably be pretty useful on that front, if he was allowed access to them. It just didn't make sense. Like they were being kept as a collection to be looked at instead of tools to use.]

No, my gun's gone and my abilities are being blocked. I think they disconnected something.

[But that stuff about the tea...Az had mentioned the tea, but Jet hadn't really asked much more about it. What he was suggesting, though...it didn't make any sense. Not the spirits part, Jet could get past that one, but the distilling powers thing.]

What'd they tell you? Anything helpful?
billowing: (云鬓改 | changing with the color of clouds)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-26 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"An opportunity to gain feelings, and powers," he responds, though he honestly doesn't know what the rabbit-faced man means by this. "Why do you call him March? I asked for a name and he would not give me one." So why then, would he so freely have offered it to Wei Ying? He's sure Wei Ying hadn't played a game with him to obtain such information.

In fact, he's sure that March hadn't enjoyed their little chat much at all.

He's not going to explain the parts about Jin Guangyao.

Though now he wonders, what is it that Wonderland needs from them? Was it the loan of their powers? If so, they could have just, like anyone else, asked for help. They have enough high-level cultivators willing to take on mercenarial roles, himself and Wei Ying included. Surely those services would have been less expensive than maintaining the whole hotel.

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