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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] angryhearts2020-07-12 12:47 am

SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE —

AND STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT


What an unfortunate time to be short-staffed, when there's so much to do! For days, staff members can be seen bustling about, always on the move. No time to stop and talk — the Queen is preparing a surprise! Staff members seem to positively hum with excitement. Their numbers are replenished in fits and bursts. Groups of new hotel staff appear all at once, until there seems to be even more of them than there were before the disappearances.

They don't seem to understand who you're talking about, if you ask about those disappearances. "Staff turnover happens in every establishment, dear. Why — they might have even gotten a promotion!" Aren't you much more interested in the upcoming trip, anyway?

Now that there are more of them, staff members are eager to expand on the surprise. Oh, to see the gardens and the forest! You Oysters are so fortunate that the Queen wishes to show you the wonders of Wonderland. Of course, the forest can be dangerous — or is it only rumors? The opinion seems to change with every staff member you talk to, and no one can pin down why it might be dangerous. The only consensus seems to be to stay close to your escorts.

And most importantly: please remember the buddy system at all times.


BUDDY SYSTEM

07/11 - 07/12


At some point during all the preparation, Oysters may find themselves pulled in by another person. Physically pulled in, in some cases. Once this initial draw happens, the pair will be unable to stay very far away from each other.

When asked, staff members will reply that the two have been paired up for the upcoming trip! They are quite serious about the buddy system, you see. Going out into the forest alone is never a wise idea, and the Queen is so very concerned about your safety.

What's that? You don't trust, or even know, the person you've been paired with? It's a good thing you two will be spending so much time together, then, isn't it? Plenty of opportunity to learn to understand each other.

Shouldn't you be packing, anyway? You'll be leaving soon, after all!


THE QUEEN'S GARDEN

07/13 - 07/14


The garden itself is beautiful and spans multiple acres. There is a winding path lined with neatly manicured rose bushes in all colors, groves of fruit trees, wildflower patches where the air is heavy with bread and butter flies. Elaborate water fountains and delicate streams flow between small ponds, each bordered by different types of water plants and filled with everything ranging from goldfish to koi. Bright, sunny spots perfect for a picnic are easy to come by, as are quiet nooks tucked away in the shade.

Everything needed for a rousing game of croquet is set up in a relatively clear area of the garden. Participation in a good, friendly game of Oysters versus their staff escorts is encouraged — all in good fun, of course! Croquet is the traditional game of the royal family, after all.

As afternoon begins to wind into evening on the first day, Oysters are ushered towards a part of the garden that contains a large hedge maze. The group is kept together as they wind through the maze. The staff members who lead them clearly seem to know exactly where they're going, and never hesitate at the many different forks in the maze.

Before the sun has set, they will arrive in a large clearing in the middle of the maze, where a great feast has been set up with the food they helped to prepare over the last few days. Oysters are informed that this is the last time on the trip that their meals will be taken care of for them. Enjoy it! Once they're out into the forest proper, they will have to make use of the Wonderland information pamphlets and their camping skills.

It is in this same clearing that they will stay the night. For this first night, staff members will assist in setting up tents if needed.



THE TULGEY WOOD AND RUINS

07/14 - 07/18


The next day comes with more bright sunlight, at first. As the group continues through the second half of the maze, the foliage above grows thicker and the inside grows darker. Astute Oysters may notice that the make up of their staff escorts seems to have shifted overnight. The members of the hotel staff that were so excited and helpful in the garden are few and far between, replaced by those in dark suits, all with some form of club pattern on them.

It's the Order of Clubs, the few remaining hotel staff will say when asked. They are protectors, enforcers — and the forest is dangerous. The Queen is so considerate of their safety, to bring the Order out now.

The end of the maze comes relatively quickly. It opens out onto an expansive forest, but even here the sunlight does not return in full force. Whether it's the density of the branches, the overcast day, or the wisps of fog that drift through the trees, the light overhead is weak and the air chilled.

The last of the hotel staff remain in the maze. From here on out, Oysters are accompanied only by the Order. As they walk through the forest, a member of the Order seems ever present — there's always one within eyesight, if not within hearing distance. Occasionally, Oysters will catch sight of someone else mingling with the members of the Order. His dark suit is sleek, plain, and the figure he cuts might not have been distinct from the rest if it weren't for his height. And if it weren't for the ceremic rabbit head on his shoulders.

Oysters who seek him out will find that he is no longer present among the group of Order members by the time they arrive.

"You saw Mad March?" one of the Order will say if asked, sounding startled that he was seen. "You best pretend you didn't."

The nights in the forest are even colder. Oysters better hope they can start a campfire, put up their tents against the chill, or stay close to each other for warmth, as the Order will offer no help. They are here only for guidance — and protection.

On the third day in the forest, the group will arrive at the ruins of an old kingdom. Old cottages and shops are only faint outlines, everything but the stone long since rotted away and overgrown with foliage. The remains of a castle isn't in any better condition. Oysters who choose to explore may notice that all shown signs of a battle from long ago. They may even find the skeleton of the king himself, still sitting on his throne. The members of the Order now seem to be alive with activity, splitting off into groups and venturing out while others stay with the Oysters.

Remember the buddy system, the Order tells them. They will stay here for a few nights. This is the last place that is safe to tread, but danger lurks on the outskirts.


THE RETURN

07/18 - 07/19


It starts on the night of the 18th. The woods have been quiet for the most part, with nothing other than the sound of nearby streams and the noises of various animals. That night, even those are gone. An unnatural stillness takes over the area. Those who venture out to find the cause may find nothing — or they may be one of the first to discover that what lurks beyond the old kingdom has ventured closer.

Throughout the night of the 18th and into the day of the 19th, Oysters are at risk of encountering one of three types of creatures.

It may come as the sound of many legged-footsteps, first off in the distance and then close enough that the creature should be within sight. There are only trees, as far as the eye can see. And then motion. Briefly, it seems as though the very trees themselves are coming alive, but it will soon become apparent that these are legs. The creature stands on four limbs as tall as the trees, and when it holds still it camouflages easily among them. The roots it buries into the ground are long talons when unearthed, each tipped in a hooking claw. Its long neck is lined with the same armored scales that make its legs look like trees, and its small head is dwarfed by its extremely long snout, filled with rows of sharp teeth.

This is the Bandersnatch.

Or maybe it comes first as a shrill scream, like nails against slate. The shriek will seem to echo, instilling an unnatural sense of fear in any of those who are unlucky enough to hear it. Before long, the scream will be accompanied by the heavy flap of huge wings. The creature's approach seems to be imminent, and yet, it doesn't come. The moment draws on — and on — and on — and on — is there anything there, or is it only your imagination? Are you afraid of your own shadow, are you hearing screams in the wind and wings in the rustling of the trees?

Until it swoops down and tries to pick you up in its claws. It is a massive bird of prey, resembling a vulture, if a vulture had a twenty five foot wingspan and eerily human eyes. You've found the JubJub bird.

Then there is the reptilian Jabberwock.

There is no subtlety in its approach. The ground shakes with every step, announcing its arrival well in advance. It is bipedal and seems almost ungainly as it stalks through the trees, lurching its scaly body around and whipping its long tail for balance. Whenever this causes it to connect with a tree, the force behind it leaves the tree broken and bent. Its arms end in three fingered talons, and the round head at the end of its sinuous neck is almost entirely mouth. There is the lick of flame in its eyes, and the drool that escapes from its powerful jaws is hot enough to burn.

The members of the Order who had always seemed to be so close are conspicuously absent. It looks like the Oysters are on their own to defend themselves against these creatures.





The Jabberwocky, JubJub bird, and Bandersnatch will not be easily defeated, and few who fight will escape injury! There may be more than one of each creature type, so different groups can encounter the same type of creature if you choose. You can choose to have your characters ultimately triumph and take down the creatures, or fall to the creature. The members of the Order will arrive at the end of the fight. They will take out any creatures that remain, for those who choose not to have their characters successfully kill one, and will begin clean up of the others.

For those who are interested in having their characters seriously injured or even killed, for ease of reference here is the information regarding death and injury from the FAQ:

With the Carpenter's skills, no death or maiming in Wonderland is permanent — though the consequences of it might be. When your character dies, send the mods a PM describing any injuries the character sustained in their demise. For lacerations such as being stabbed or sliced with a sword, etc, characters will be returned to full health in a few days with gold filling in their wound in the style of Japanese kintsukuroi. This repair is permanent and will be a part of your character for the duration of their stay in Happy Hearts, even if you drop and reapp. If your character is killed or maimed through decapitation or the loss of a limb, your character will be in recovery for three days, and will return to the hotel with a ceramic replacement — an animal head for decapitation, and a non-articulated limb for lost appendages. This repair is not permanent unless you wish it to be, and Carpenter will have a flesh replacement ready for your character after another week.

Characters who have medical skills, abilities, or supplies may work to tend the wounds of others in the brief aftermath of the fight. Members of the Order will assure them that they will return to the hotel in the morning to get the medical attention that they need. And indeed, those characters who are still conscious after the fight will find themselves falling asleep at some point. Characters may dream about the same padded box from their first arrival. When they wake, they will be back in the hotel.

If you have any questions, please leave them here!




© tessisamess


scaredofdogs: (pic#14042127)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to drink them all. I still have one from last time that I never tried because I wasn't sure what it would do. So..I kind of want to give them back to their owners. Especially out here they might be able to use them better then I could.

[Plus he is a little worried just how many of these teas he should combine at one time.]
lunchbreaks: (i know we'll meet again some sunny day)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Aziraphale had anticipated that something like this would happen, so he has his hands out to catch him, and steadies him once more. "That's it! But yes, you've got to watch out. If you get distracted flying, you'll fall."

It's sort of dangerous in that way, as swimming is. He hopes Wei Wuxian knows how to swim.

"Let's stay very low for now," he says. "And you can transform into a bird to practice, in case I'm not around, and a friend can catch you if you fall!"
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042117)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah..yes! I'd be much smaller and easier to catch like that." He gets ready to try and fly again. It's going to be particularly hard for him to keep his concentration while flying. He's going to have to make sure that until he is more adept at using the wings, that he try not to look at too much.

So he starts to try again, moving those wings like he was shown and this time he doesn't freak out when his feet are no longer on the ground. But he doesn't say anything, afraid to lose focus.
billowing: (泪始干 | weeping their wicks)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That would probably be best.

--What was the other tea?

[ Maybe he would know what power it was supposed to be. ]
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042119)

garden

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian had basically run up to the table with eyes as big as some of the plates on the table. Everything looked amazing and he couldn't wait to dig right into it. With a plate that is rather full and a stomach that is already growling, he slides into the seat next to Shepard.

"Can you believe they are feeding us like this? And that we are outside? And that we are going even further away from the hotel tomorrow??"

His excitement at all of these things is practically bubbling over. So much so that he doesn't even realize that he is babbling at someone who doesn't know him and might not want to talk and eat at the same time.
lunchbreaks: (since i don't know when)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aziraphale watches his form, and watches how he seems to innately understand hovering, which is very good. "You'll be able to figure out how to glide and slow down in order to land," he comments.

"But I must ask you to keep it to short and low trips until you've mastered landing. It will hurt for you to fall from a great height," he says. "I wouldn't want that."
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[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
One of the best ways to get away with something was to behave as if there was nothing odd about what you were doing at all, to walk boldly into rooms you weren't invited to, or to keep a straight face no matter how drunk you got. That said, it was incredibly difficult, he found, trying to smuggle away a mallet in the folds of his robes. It was no sword or saber, but a tool was better than none at all. Though, trying to make walking look normal with the oversized hammer tucked in at his side was proving harder than he'd thought.

He was almost off the field, away from the other excited players, when someone called out to him. He sent her a wide-eyed look for a second, before making a shushing gesture.

"I'll take my chances with something over nothing," he shrugs. Besides, the Jiang clan's motto of attempting the impossible wasn't just something he repeated thoughtlessly. It was something he acted on, even if today that meant trying to sneak away from their captors with a giant hammer.

"Who knows, maybe I'll even get so far as a backup plan."
scaredofdogs: (Thinking)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
The one from last time is called 'Demon Pillars'. Interesting enough name..but I didn't really think it was a good idea to release something with the word demon in it..in the hotel.

[He wasn't sure if it meant he would turn into a demon or if he would call a demon..either way it sounded bad.]

And then this time I got sensing love, artificial human and noble phantasm.
billowing: (春蚕到死 | spinning until they die)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is absolutely right, he has no idea what these things are supposed to mean. ]

Did you bring them with you?

[ Maybe he had a jar he poured them into. ]
scaredofdogs: (question marks)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
He lowers himself back down, growing even more excited again as he realizes that with a little more work he will actually be able to fly. He hasn't been up in the air like that since the loss of his core and he is sure that flying with wings is going to feel a lot different then flying on a sword.

"Is landing the hardest part?"
equivocations: (pic#14073623)

Lan Xichen | The Untamed | OTA

[personal profile] equivocations 2020-07-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
QUEEN'S GARDENS
[ Though his outward expression is mostly neutral, with perhaps a small softening around his eyes and a slightly smile, there is something about him that's practically beaming at being outdoors. He walks along the paths, taking in all of the plant life that is familiar to him and those that aren't.

He's holding quite a few pamphlets on Wonderland wildlife, and every so often he stops to compare what he's looking at to the information in his hand.

He can also be found sitting on a rock at the edge of where a stream flows into one of the koi ponds, eyes closed and hands resting on his knees in what's clearly a meditative pose. When he hears someone approach, however, his eyes open. ]


Will you join me?


THE RUINS
[ Lan Xichen is, of course, immediately drawn to the ruins when they finally arrive there. It is the manner of place that he would expect to have its share of lingering spirits - perhaps resentful, perhaps not - but he cannot sense anything, let alone attempt to communicate with them.

It is the first time on the trip that he allows the slightest bit of melancholy to take over his features. Being cut off from his golden core feels like being without his sense of sight, or hearing, or even missing a limb. Just for a moment, as he trails fingertips over the crumbling stone, he allows himself to long for it.

Then he hears the sound of someone else coming and composes himself, turning to face them with an mild curiosity. ]


Have you found anything of interest?


CAMPING/WILDCARD
[ I also have a few prompts for camping shenanigans up over here if you'd like, or if none of those strike your fancy, feel free to come at me with something else! ]
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042096)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods. He made sure that each one was in a container with a lid so that he could bring them just in case. He didn't want to take his chances with leaving them behind.]

I drank two of them before we left..then drank another one when exploring the ruins.

[He reaches into his robes and pulls out the golden core one and sets it down.]

And the rest are in the tent.
billowing: (月光寒 | under moonlit chill)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He hopes Wei Ying doesn't drink them all at once. After all, he remembers the last time that Wei Ying had a lot of power. ]

So far, how are you feeling?
lunchbreaks: (my my i could never let you go)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no, the control is the hardest part. But if you're not good at landing, you can only fly the once."

So it's very important, even if it's not the hardest thing to do.
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048267)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-14 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
He blinks a couple times in surprise at the gesture. The man looks undeniably foreign, but he still performed it without a flaw. Huh. A smile makes its way on to his lips at that, curious, at the very least.

"Shorter, not quite as handsome?" his grin turns mischievous, "we've met. You could even say we have a lot in common."

The smile he gets in return is so open and wholesome. It's amusing to think of the frustrated and terse man he'd met being sweet on someone like this.

"Aziraphale, I think I've heard your name before too," he makes an attempt, at least, to get his mouth around the word, "you can read love fortunes, or something, wasn't it?"

Crowley hadn't been terribly clear on that point.
scaredofdogs: (Thinking)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
No different then any other day. I mean..I know the abilities are there, but they aren't reacting badly with each other or my body. This is definitely the most I have ever had at once. Usually I only drink one and then let it wear off. But because we were coming outside, I didn't want to lose the opportunity.

Remember, I want to fly!
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Understood!" He doesn't need to get hurt because of the ability. Getting hurt while fighting hotel people is one thing. Getting hurt trying to enjoy a power..more humiliating then anything.

"How long do you think it will take me to learn all of this?" Because he wants to be able to fly as soon as possible considering he doesn't know how long they will be outside. Which means practicing as much as possible.
lunchbreaks: (if you change your mind)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" he asks, suddenly blinking. His face is like rubber, very expressive, a very open face. "Love fortunes?"

He blinks and then shakes his head, finally understanding. "Ah, no, I used to be able to feel love. Not anymore, I'm afraid."

Then his face rubbers all the way back to slight confusion. He hadn't thought of Wei Wuxian as less handsome. They were both very handsome. Wait, that's not the point. "What-- what do you mean you have a lot in common?"
billowing: (Default)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know.

Will you need help with that?

[ He will try to help, even if he doesn't know how to fly. ]
lunchbreaks: (yes i've been broken-hearted)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's difficult to tell," he says. "It shouldn't take so long, birds pick it up rather quickly." But maybe it won't work that way.

"I've never actually taught anyone how to fly... We were sort of... created knowing."
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Probably! You might have to try and catch me if I fall. But I don't really plan on falling so you don't have to worry!
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042102)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Ahhh that's no fair! I should be able to just know how to do it since I can create the wings." He laughs though, thinking how lucky he would be to just be able to gain any ability the animal had.

But he is content to keep learning. He isn't afraid of hard work. He just gets a little impatient.
bingyun: (pic#14117691)

yan bingyun | joy of life | ota

[personal profile] bingyun 2020-07-14 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
the queen's garden

[he had no interest in playing. bingyun had only stopped to observe the croquet because he heard something about it being the royalty's favorite here. somehow he gets pulled into a game anyway, and barely understanding the rules, sends one of the balls flying, rolling out of sight under the hedges.

so at one point, you might catch him with his better half sticking out, trying to retrieve it so that the staff will stop chattering at him and let him go.

later, he feels like oxen being led through the maze. and like an ox, he expects only work or slaughter to be waiting for them. there's a feast instead and - honestly, it doesn't make him feel much better.

yan bingyun sits at the table, posture perfect as he stares straight ahead. but he eventually starts looking down at the main dishes, as if he's actually entertaining eating something.]


camping.

[you didn't see him. that's what he was told, but of course yan bingyun knows that he did. you wouldn't even have to be observant, a tall man with a rabbit's head is hard to miss.

he's walking slow circles around his campfire, occasionally rubbing some warmth into his arms before spotting something at the base of a tree. soon after, he approaches another of his follow campers, placing a few mushrooms down in front of them.]


They're not poisonous.

[he doesn't expect anyone to just believe him, so he purposely eats one first.]

death from above. (jubjub bird)

You heard it too.

[it's not a question. yan bingyun doesn't know how anyone could not have heard such a shriek. he keeps scanning the sky overhead, body tensed as he waits for whatever made it to show itself.

long minutes pass before he exhales and looks to his companion instead. hopefully the creature doesn't take that as its moment to strike. (but it probably will.)]
stargazed: (Default)

buddy system

[personal profile] stargazed 2020-07-14 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mikumo is used to working in a group and pairing off considering her background, but she has a habit of ditching her assigned partners if she feels it necessary. The notion of having to stay next to someone, let alone someone she's never met before, isn't particularly appealing and she makes no effort to hide it during the preparations. She isn't unpleasant about it, however, just keeps things very to-the-point and doesn't bother to try and break through his silence.

She wasn't much in the habit of listening to the staff members besides if she directly wanted something from them now, so she honestly doesn't know if they were supposed to be already introduced either.]
Mikumo Guynemer. I've worked with a lot of taciturn people, but you may have broken a record for keeping your silence.

[Her tone is almost that of a dry amusement, if with a certain kind of bluntness about the delivery.]
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048945)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-14 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He shrugs lightly, they all used to be able to do a lot of things, he's sure. Even if he couldn't cultivate properly before, he'd still had his talismans. Now he was barely more effective than the average man. If that.

"Mm, that's it. A friend of yours has it, or did, when I met him. He got it completely wrong though!" Unrequited, what a bunch of nonsense!

The man still looked confused, so Wei Wuxian tried to explain what was difficult enough for him to wrap his head around.

"Right, anyway, so there's two of us. We're both Wei Wuxian, just. Different. Our histories are similar but diverge in places, so we figured we're from different worlds. Lan Zha- ah- It's the same for Lan Wangji as well. Soul-twins maybe? I don't know if there's actually a word for it."