"It's not a backup plan if you don't have something to actually back up."

Oh good, his situational awareness is terrible enough that she's actually surprised him. He either does this so often that getting caught isn't frightening to him, or does it so rarely that he's never actually gained any skill. Either way, an amateur sneak-thief, so young and sweet, she has to be amused.

"So what's your first plan? Break that stick over a guard's head and run?" Because if so, she's not impressed, "C'mon, what's the scheme? I'm not gonna tell anyone."