"Oh, followers are weird," Crowley (who has on several occasions been mistaken for, or simply conflated with his former lord and master, and had to play along for the sake of good PR) agrees wholeheartedly.

"They're always bringing you weird gifts, or chanting who-knows-what, and they want to know you're opinion on everything because they can't be arsed to think for themselves. And don't even get me started with the bloody virgins. Always got them tied to a pole or an alter, like what am I supposed to do with this?! It's stereotyping all over, I tell you. Hell let's a few succubi loose on earth and everyone gets the wrong idea."