"Oh," he says. "Well, I've got miracles too!" he explains. "But usually... you know, Heaven, they read through all my logs. Say I perform them frivolously! No one watches what Crowley does." He does suppose he gets spoiled by Crowley all the time, but he won't tell because Crowley would find it embarrassing to let Wei Ying know that he was soft in any way.

Even if he was only soft because he loves Aziraphale so much, even if Lan Zhan is the same way, all icy sharp angles except for when it came to family.

"Yours might get this power next time they decide to dole out powers," he says. "Miracles really are... quite all-encompassing. There's only one trick to them," he explains. "But I'll tell you that later if you get them!"