"Gusu Lan sect is really strict," he wrinkles his nose, "and yeah, the paddles were almost as tall as me! I think the other disciples enjoyed it way too much, they were pretty enthusiastic about smacking me black and blue."

Luckily Lan Xichen had suggested the healing cold pools, but even so, 300 was excessive! And he'd had to endure with as much stoicism as he could so he didn't let Lan Wangji show him up. Completely unfair.

"Okay, okay, what's yours?"