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𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝒮 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐹𝐹 ([personal profile] happyheartsstaff) wrote in [community profile] angryhearts2020-07-12 12:47 am

SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE —

AND STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT


What an unfortunate time to be short-staffed, when there's so much to do! For days, staff members can be seen bustling about, always on the move. No time to stop and talk — the Queen is preparing a surprise! Staff members seem to positively hum with excitement. Their numbers are replenished in fits and bursts. Groups of new hotel staff appear all at once, until there seems to be even more of them than there were before the disappearances.

They don't seem to understand who you're talking about, if you ask about those disappearances. "Staff turnover happens in every establishment, dear. Why — they might have even gotten a promotion!" Aren't you much more interested in the upcoming trip, anyway?

Now that there are more of them, staff members are eager to expand on the surprise. Oh, to see the gardens and the forest! You Oysters are so fortunate that the Queen wishes to show you the wonders of Wonderland. Of course, the forest can be dangerous — or is it only rumors? The opinion seems to change with every staff member you talk to, and no one can pin down why it might be dangerous. The only consensus seems to be to stay close to your escorts.

And most importantly: please remember the buddy system at all times.


BUDDY SYSTEM

07/11 - 07/12


At some point during all the preparation, Oysters may find themselves pulled in by another person. Physically pulled in, in some cases. Once this initial draw happens, the pair will be unable to stay very far away from each other.

When asked, staff members will reply that the two have been paired up for the upcoming trip! They are quite serious about the buddy system, you see. Going out into the forest alone is never a wise idea, and the Queen is so very concerned about your safety.

What's that? You don't trust, or even know, the person you've been paired with? It's a good thing you two will be spending so much time together, then, isn't it? Plenty of opportunity to learn to understand each other.

Shouldn't you be packing, anyway? You'll be leaving soon, after all!


THE QUEEN'S GARDEN

07/13 - 07/14


The garden itself is beautiful and spans multiple acres. There is a winding path lined with neatly manicured rose bushes in all colors, groves of fruit trees, wildflower patches where the air is heavy with bread and butter flies. Elaborate water fountains and delicate streams flow between small ponds, each bordered by different types of water plants and filled with everything ranging from goldfish to koi. Bright, sunny spots perfect for a picnic are easy to come by, as are quiet nooks tucked away in the shade.

Everything needed for a rousing game of croquet is set up in a relatively clear area of the garden. Participation in a good, friendly game of Oysters versus their staff escorts is encouraged — all in good fun, of course! Croquet is the traditional game of the royal family, after all.

As afternoon begins to wind into evening on the first day, Oysters are ushered towards a part of the garden that contains a large hedge maze. The group is kept together as they wind through the maze. The staff members who lead them clearly seem to know exactly where they're going, and never hesitate at the many different forks in the maze.

Before the sun has set, they will arrive in a large clearing in the middle of the maze, where a great feast has been set up with the food they helped to prepare over the last few days. Oysters are informed that this is the last time on the trip that their meals will be taken care of for them. Enjoy it! Once they're out into the forest proper, they will have to make use of the Wonderland information pamphlets and their camping skills.

It is in this same clearing that they will stay the night. For this first night, staff members will assist in setting up tents if needed.



THE TULGEY WOOD AND RUINS

07/14 - 07/18


The next day comes with more bright sunlight, at first. As the group continues through the second half of the maze, the foliage above grows thicker and the inside grows darker. Astute Oysters may notice that the make up of their staff escorts seems to have shifted overnight. The members of the hotel staff that were so excited and helpful in the garden are few and far between, replaced by those in dark suits, all with some form of club pattern on them.

It's the Order of Clubs, the few remaining hotel staff will say when asked. They are protectors, enforcers — and the forest is dangerous. The Queen is so considerate of their safety, to bring the Order out now.

The end of the maze comes relatively quickly. It opens out onto an expansive forest, but even here the sunlight does not return in full force. Whether it's the density of the branches, the overcast day, or the wisps of fog that drift through the trees, the light overhead is weak and the air chilled.

The last of the hotel staff remain in the maze. From here on out, Oysters are accompanied only by the Order. As they walk through the forest, a member of the Order seems ever present — there's always one within eyesight, if not within hearing distance. Occasionally, Oysters will catch sight of someone else mingling with the members of the Order. His dark suit is sleek, plain, and the figure he cuts might not have been distinct from the rest if it weren't for his height. And if it weren't for the ceremic rabbit head on his shoulders.

Oysters who seek him out will find that he is no longer present among the group of Order members by the time they arrive.

"You saw Mad March?" one of the Order will say if asked, sounding startled that he was seen. "You best pretend you didn't."

The nights in the forest are even colder. Oysters better hope they can start a campfire, put up their tents against the chill, or stay close to each other for warmth, as the Order will offer no help. They are here only for guidance — and protection.

On the third day in the forest, the group will arrive at the ruins of an old kingdom. Old cottages and shops are only faint outlines, everything but the stone long since rotted away and overgrown with foliage. The remains of a castle isn't in any better condition. Oysters who choose to explore may notice that all shown signs of a battle from long ago. They may even find the skeleton of the king himself, still sitting on his throne. The members of the Order now seem to be alive with activity, splitting off into groups and venturing out while others stay with the Oysters.

Remember the buddy system, the Order tells them. They will stay here for a few nights. This is the last place that is safe to tread, but danger lurks on the outskirts.


THE RETURN

07/18 - 07/19


It starts on the night of the 18th. The woods have been quiet for the most part, with nothing other than the sound of nearby streams and the noises of various animals. That night, even those are gone. An unnatural stillness takes over the area. Those who venture out to find the cause may find nothing — or they may be one of the first to discover that what lurks beyond the old kingdom has ventured closer.

Throughout the night of the 18th and into the day of the 19th, Oysters are at risk of encountering one of three types of creatures.

It may come as the sound of many legged-footsteps, first off in the distance and then close enough that the creature should be within sight. There are only trees, as far as the eye can see. And then motion. Briefly, it seems as though the very trees themselves are coming alive, but it will soon become apparent that these are legs. The creature stands on four limbs as tall as the trees, and when it holds still it camouflages easily among them. The roots it buries into the ground are long talons when unearthed, each tipped in a hooking claw. Its long neck is lined with the same armored scales that make its legs look like trees, and its small head is dwarfed by its extremely long snout, filled with rows of sharp teeth.

This is the Bandersnatch.

Or maybe it comes first as a shrill scream, like nails against slate. The shriek will seem to echo, instilling an unnatural sense of fear in any of those who are unlucky enough to hear it. Before long, the scream will be accompanied by the heavy flap of huge wings. The creature's approach seems to be imminent, and yet, it doesn't come. The moment draws on — and on — and on — and on — is there anything there, or is it only your imagination? Are you afraid of your own shadow, are you hearing screams in the wind and wings in the rustling of the trees?

Until it swoops down and tries to pick you up in its claws. It is a massive bird of prey, resembling a vulture, if a vulture had a twenty five foot wingspan and eerily human eyes. You've found the JubJub bird.

Then there is the reptilian Jabberwock.

There is no subtlety in its approach. The ground shakes with every step, announcing its arrival well in advance. It is bipedal and seems almost ungainly as it stalks through the trees, lurching its scaly body around and whipping its long tail for balance. Whenever this causes it to connect with a tree, the force behind it leaves the tree broken and bent. Its arms end in three fingered talons, and the round head at the end of its sinuous neck is almost entirely mouth. There is the lick of flame in its eyes, and the drool that escapes from its powerful jaws is hot enough to burn.

The members of the Order who had always seemed to be so close are conspicuously absent. It looks like the Oysters are on their own to defend themselves against these creatures.





The Jabberwocky, JubJub bird, and Bandersnatch will not be easily defeated, and few who fight will escape injury! There may be more than one of each creature type, so different groups can encounter the same type of creature if you choose. You can choose to have your characters ultimately triumph and take down the creatures, or fall to the creature. The members of the Order will arrive at the end of the fight. They will take out any creatures that remain, for those who choose not to have their characters successfully kill one, and will begin clean up of the others.

For those who are interested in having their characters seriously injured or even killed, for ease of reference here is the information regarding death and injury from the FAQ:

With the Carpenter's skills, no death or maiming in Wonderland is permanent — though the consequences of it might be. When your character dies, send the mods a PM describing any injuries the character sustained in their demise. For lacerations such as being stabbed or sliced with a sword, etc, characters will be returned to full health in a few days with gold filling in their wound in the style of Japanese kintsukuroi. This repair is permanent and will be a part of your character for the duration of their stay in Happy Hearts, even if you drop and reapp. If your character is killed or maimed through decapitation or the loss of a limb, your character will be in recovery for three days, and will return to the hotel with a ceramic replacement — an animal head for decapitation, and a non-articulated limb for lost appendages. This repair is not permanent unless you wish it to be, and Carpenter will have a flesh replacement ready for your character after another week.

Characters who have medical skills, abilities, or supplies may work to tend the wounds of others in the brief aftermath of the fight. Members of the Order will assure them that they will return to the hotel in the morning to get the medical attention that they need. And indeed, those characters who are still conscious after the fight will find themselves falling asleep at some point. Characters may dream about the same padded box from their first arrival. When they wake, they will be back in the hotel.

If you have any questions, please leave them here!




© tessisamess


inquiryguqin: brightwings @ dw (137)

II.

[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-14 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Wangji was out and about, around gathering firewood and other resources for camp. It was then he noticed that the other Wei Ying wandered off, and when he follows after him to see what he's up to.

Only to see him climbing up a tree and what it looks like to him, having a conversation with a squirrel.

Looking up at him from below. "Having fun...?"
billowing: (梦不成 | such that i cannot dream)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't fly too far, and I will be here to catch you.
lunchbreaks: (hanging on the edge of your seat)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"That does seem like it might be a problem if you were to turn into a fish!" he exclaims. "And you couldn't swim."

But then he continues with the lesson, extending his wing. "Mostly, birds will use their tails to guide which direction to go, but you'll have to use your feet, so make sure not to move them too much. And to glide..."

He points his wings downward a bit. "The air goes over, like this, so you don't have to keep flapping."
lunchbreaks: (please stay awhile)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-14 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, there are two-- ah, that would make a lot more sense," he thinks, as he recalls wondering how come he saw Lan Wangji around so much. Turns out there were just. Two of them. There's also that other very handsome fellow who dresses similarly.

But anyway.

"--Ah!" he exclaims, eyes brightening. "You must've gotten one of Crowley's abilities." Of course, he did always like to talk to the mice like a very odd Disney Princess.

He wonders which one of his friends received one of his abilities. "--And the love sensing. It's always correct." He nods, knowingly. "Why, what did they say about yours?" People tend to be sensitive about that sort of thing, so he's hoping he can save whatever it is has offended Wei Wuxian.
earthborn: (knows when she can and cannot fight)

[personal profile] earthborn 2020-07-14 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Effective as it is, it's neither fast nor decisive; if he tires, if he slips in any significant way, the beast will recover in moments. Shepard waits for it to slow, just enough, before making her move.

It's a straightforward enough order of operations; under the flailing, uncoordinated wing, wait for the latest thrash of the head to bring both neck and the man astride it nearer, step in time with the movement of the target... The garrotte is forming a touniquet of sorts, and the soft skin around its throat bulges with unshed blood, swollen with the futile attempt to return to the Jabberwock's heart. Well, she's already a mess.

Without a moment's pause between stepping up and striking, Shepard brings her knife to bear there, between scale and bone, only a few inches from where Lan Wangi's knuckles grip white around the creature's throat. The pressure ruptures and she digs deeper, conscious of the difficulty in trying to hit any vital vein with so small a blade, and her arm sinks into the gore past the wrist.

And then Shepard is swept away as the Jabberwock shrieks and contorts, scratching at her like a dog at a flea; she is flung into the underbrush, but the damage is done. The struggle drains out of the beast like a deflating balloon, until it is limp, then gasping, then merely meat, cooling rapidly to match the ambient air.
]
earthborn: (know yourself)

[personal profile] earthborn 2020-07-14 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She lets him babble, chewing thoughtfully. How old was this one? Or maybe, how long had they been there? Seemed like a lot longer than a few weeks. Seemed like this kid, whatever his name was, was feeling it more than usual.

"Yes," Shepard replies, eventually, then takes a drink to try and cover up just how old his enthusiasm was making her feel, "Why wouldn't we?"
earthborn: (where she has taken no precautions)

[personal profile] earthborn 2020-07-14 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's not a backup plan if you don't have something to actually back up."

Oh good, his situational awareness is terrible enough that she's actually surprised him. He either does this so often that getting caught isn't frightening to him, or does it so rarely that he's never actually gained any skill. Either way, an amateur sneak-thief, so young and sweet, she has to be amused.

"So what's your first plan? Break that stick over a guard's head and run?" Because if so, she's not impressed, "C'mon, what's the scheme? I'm not gonna tell anyone."
billowing: (去似朝云 | he leaves like morning clouds)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He leaps off the Jabberwock when he is certain of its death, and wraps the wire around his hand to restring later as he goes to look for Shepard, since she'd gotten flung pretty far.

From within the folds of his clothes, he pulls out some bandages, and finds her, trying to assess her wounds without moving her in case of making any injuries worse.
]

Can you stand?

[ He figures she knows enough about her own injuries to be able to give an accurate update. ]
sizeofyourbaggage: (kinda like that)

[personal profile] sizeofyourbaggage 2020-07-14 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time I promise it'll be all candlelight dinners and moonlit walks.

[ He smirks back at her, dry and amused, and - glad he's out here with her.

Even when she speculates on what this might be, and Sam can't help but echo that grimace. If it's something that makes Shepard grimace, yeah, it's not gonna be pleasant.

Let's just pick our battles, she says, and for a moment Sam's reminded of Steve - in a good way, in the way that Steve would look at him with determined eyes or flash a sharp smile and Sam'd know, yeah, they're gonna pick their battles all right. They're gonna pick a lot, and they're not gonna put any back.

The heavy sound of flapping feathers draws his attention, though, and he looks up to scan the trees. ]


Does what you're thinking of have wings?
sadflutenoises: (pic#14048294)

[personal profile] sadflutenoises 2020-07-14 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd been so distracted by his conversation with the squirrel, he hadn't even heard Lan Wangji approach, so even with a soft voice, it's enough to startle him, arm slipping from the lowest branch. He's off-balanced, hanging on upside-down by his knees, but at least he hasn't fallen. His hair is hanging low enough to brush Lan Zhan's shoulder though, and as he looks back up, the little rodent has already scurried off, apparently satisfied with having cursed him out.

"Ah- Lan Zhan. I was just... trying to get a better view of where we are."
inquiryguqin: (144)

[personal profile] inquiryguqin 2020-07-14 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Becoming worried as he sees he is distracting him and made him startled with his presence. So Lan Wangji positions himself beneath him, his arms open wide and ready to catch him, just in case.

"Wei Ying, are you stuck? If you need to come on down, I can help and I won't speak until you do. Don't worry, I can catch you. Go slowly."
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise. Aziraphale has been giving me pointers and helping me learn. I think it will be easier when I'm an actual bird versus just having the wings. But I am glad I have him to show me because it is not easy.
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm an excellent swimmer! Just..maybe not with a tail." How different could it possibly be? Might be interesting to try..but probably with some supervision. Just in case.

"Ahh so gliding will help save energy right? I bet flying is pretty exhausting.." Especially when you aren't used to it. he better make sure he sticks around the camp until he builds up some flying muscles.
billowing: (水面初平云脚低 | calmed water and low clouds)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it took you months to learn how to walk. Don't push yourself too hard.
scaredofdogs: (pic#14042168)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Shepard would probably be pretty surprised if she knew just hold old Wei Wuxian was..or..would have been if he hadn't been dead for 13 years and then brought back into a new body. And although he isn't entirely sure how old this body is, he does have a pretty good rough guess.

"Ahh this is the first time I've even seen the sun since they brought me here. It feels so good. We should eat a lot..and save some..since we'll be on our own for awhile. It's just surprising since the hotel has been treating us like prisoners."

Then he realizes that he knows just about everyone at the hotel..or at least he thinks he does and this face doesn't seem familiar to him. Time to slow down and back track a little.

"Are you fairly new?"
scaredofdogs: (question marks)

Garden!

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wei Wuxian is taking his time strolling through the gardens when he happens upon the croquet set up. He picks up one of the balls only to get yelled at by one of the staffers. He drops it in surprise, not realizing he had disturbed their game. He holds up his hands and steps back in apology when he notices the person bent under the hedge.

With a tilt of his head, he walks over and leans down, trying to see what they might be up to.]


If you are trying to hide..there are probably better places then under a bush.
scaredofdogs: (pic#13937022)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-14 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to push, Lan Zhan. We might not be out here very long..and I don't want to miss this opportunity. They could send us back tomorrow!

[It won't be the same to just fly around the low ceilings of the hotel. He can hope that the gardens will stay open to them but there is just no way of knowing. He can't lose this chance.]
billowing: (Default)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-14 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How does he explain that he believes Wei Ying can do it but he also believes Wei Ying would actually hurt himself before giving up? ]

Will you let me know when you try next?
lunchbreaks: (another starry night like this)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-15 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, it's not energy-efficient to keep flapping to get somewhere you'd like to go." He flaps his wings a little more and then he says, "ah, why don't we try it one more time? You need to practice!"
earthborn: (they multiply as they are seized)

[personal profile] earthborn 2020-07-15 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Been here about... a few weeks, maybe a month," Time was odd here, with the twilight and the strange schedule. Shepard crunched on the fried shells of her latest portion. They aren't a particularly large number, the Oysters, and she'd seen everyone, even if she hadn't spoken to many, "I'm a little more used to the no-sunlight thing. Not many spacers around here."

You see, Wei Wuxian, so long as you are in the world you must continue to grow older. But actually growing up? Optional.

"Why, did I miss the hazing?"
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods and resumes working on starting the fire.]

I will! I want you to be able to see me fly.
scaredofdogs: (question marks)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Well it is nice to meet you finally! My name is Wei Wuxian." He has had a fairly exhausting few weeks so it is not surprising he missed a few arrivals.

"Spacers?" He seems a little confused by the term. The term 'hazing' also a new one for him. But he will start with learning the one first since it seems more important.
billowing: (Default)

[personal profile] billowing 2020-07-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to be able to see Wei Ying fly.

[ He goes to get a pan to place over the fire Wei Ying is starting, so they can dry out the leaves. ]
scaredofdogs: (Default)

[personal profile] scaredofdogs 2020-07-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
He nods and spreads the wings again, concentrating as he flaps them a few times and once again lifts off the ground. It might only be a few inches but just this much is like a victory for someone who could barely stand a few minutes ago.
lunchbreaks: (another starry night like this)

[personal profile] lunchbreaks 2020-07-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
He claps his hands together like a proud mama bird. "Ah, you're doing so well! Let's see if you can get a little higher. I'll be here to catch you if you fall, so don't worry!"