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you want to hear it? well —
ONLY, MY SECRET'S MINE, AND I WON'T TELL
The garden may no longer be available upon return to the hotel, but there is still a bustle of energy. How fortunate all the Oysters are, to reside in such a renowned place! It's a great honor for those in Wonderland to be granted opportunity to teach their skills or ply their trade here, and the Queen permits only the best. Hotel staff themselves seem to delight in the presence of the traveling merchants. Many trade teas or favors for enchanted items, and will eagerly discuss their purchases. "Oh, it happens regularly enough," they will say if asked, "but you never know if the merchant you liked or the item you eyed will be back next time!"
The talk lingers after the guest instructors and merchants have departed, but it isn't the only thing left behind. Glimmers of green may catch your eye, tucked away in hidden places that seem almost impossible to reach without drawing attention to yourself. Those who manage it will find a scrap of heavy paper with a drawing of a stylized caterpillar, a series of numbers, and the words call a friend.
Are you curious enough to input the numbers into your Empathy? It will ring, if you do, until an answering machine picks up and asks a single question — How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail? Do you dare leave a message? What will it be? Whatever you decide, the call will disconnect after a few minutes. It seems the only thing you can do now is wait for a call back.
But of course, the hotel is not in the habit of allowing such a thing as idle waiting. Her Royal Highness has noticed that some of her beloved Oysters seem quite reluctant to partake of the many splendors that the hotel provides, and she will be offering a special treat — indulgence.
QUEEN'S GAMES
8/12 - 8/22
What's more fun to indulge in than a little healthy competition? It's time for the Queen's Games, a truly dazzling spectacle. Competitors come from all over Wonderland, and this year for the first time ever, Oysters are invited to join! Announcements for the games schedule will be posted all throughout the hotel, along with directions on how to register to join.
The games will be held in either the pool area or the gym, which seems to have expanded to accommodate the number of spectators. Available games include:
Of course, even the games that Oysters are familiar with may not be quite the same. Chess in Wonderland is a team sport, for example, with each member of the team filling a role as a chess piece and a coach as a strategist directing the plays. Attempting to capture one of the other team's pieces includes having to successfully win a fight against them. Gymnastics and diving competitors include growing and shrinking in size to their routines, ice sculptures come to life when they've been completed, artistic swimmers and ice skaters change costumes and swap partners in the blink of an eye.
If they're lucky, Oysters may find one of the competitors willing to show them the ropes. If they're even luckier, or more persistent, there may be a spot or two open on one of the teams that Oysters can slot themselves into. For the most part, team members will be delighted to have Oysters there.
"You all just feel so much," one may say, sounding a little awed.
"Show off those emotions, it'll get us points," another will add.
Although competitors are friendly, with Osyters and with each other, it's clear that most of them are here to win. Rivalries may flare up throughout the month, ex-lovers may be reunited and broken up again, infighting may spark among the teams — all things that can be soothed or exacerbated, for Oysters who may have inclinations towards utilizing such things to increase their chances of winning.
Or to fan the flames of drama for its own sake.
The games will be held in either the pool area or the gym, which seems to have expanded to accommodate the number of spectators. Available games include:
- archery
- chess
- croquet
- artistic swimming
- diving
- gymnastics
- flamingo flying
- ice skating
- ice sculptures
Of course, even the games that Oysters are familiar with may not be quite the same. Chess in Wonderland is a team sport, for example, with each member of the team filling a role as a chess piece and a coach as a strategist directing the plays. Attempting to capture one of the other team's pieces includes having to successfully win a fight against them. Gymnastics and diving competitors include growing and shrinking in size to their routines, ice sculptures come to life when they've been completed, artistic swimmers and ice skaters change costumes and swap partners in the blink of an eye.
If they're lucky, Oysters may find one of the competitors willing to show them the ropes. If they're even luckier, or more persistent, there may be a spot or two open on one of the teams that Oysters can slot themselves into. For the most part, team members will be delighted to have Oysters there.
"You all just feel so much," one may say, sounding a little awed.
"Show off those emotions, it'll get us points," another will add.
Although competitors are friendly, with Osyters and with each other, it's clear that most of them are here to win. Rivalries may flare up throughout the month, ex-lovers may be reunited and broken up again, infighting may spark among the teams — all things that can be soothed or exacerbated, for Oysters who may have inclinations towards utilizing such things to increase their chances of winning.
Or to fan the flames of drama for its own sake.
THE CALL
8/16
Starting in the early morning hours and continuing late into the night, any who left a message will get a call back.
Those who completed the poem will be greeted immediately by a friendly male voice, with an apology for the delay. "Ugh, our lines are backed up like crazy," the caller will say. "Where are you reporting in from?"
Those who somehow identified themselves as an Oyster, as residing in the hotel, from off world, being held by the Queen, or otherwise potentially against the Queen, will have their call returned by a cold female voice, guarded and wary.
"Show me your Oyster mark," the caller will request. "We can't risk giving you anything without proof."
Regardless of which caller contacts them, anyone who cooperates will receive similar information.
The friendly caller will readily provide assurances that the resistance base was not found, despite Mad March and the Order's attempt at reconnaissance in the old kingdom.
"Can't say much more than that over these channels, you know, but worry not! Everyone is safe. We have a follow up from the last mission — sorry about the air conditioning, you know, couldn't be helped — you ready for this? Keycodes. Access keycodes. Didn't get more than a handful, of course, and the intel is vague about what they access. Are we glad to get your call! How about it, you ready to try one out and see what information you can get?"
The guarded caller will allude to the Order not being able to find what they wanted out in the ruins.
"Did you think they took you out there to show you the sights? They're looking for us, obviously. No I'm not going to tell you more than that — just because you're an Oyster doesn't mean we can completely trust you. All right, look. Last time we broke into the hotel, we recovered a few access codes. We had to get out of there before we could find out what they accessed. How about a trade? We give you the code, you call us back and tell us what you find."
Those who completed the poem will be greeted immediately by a friendly male voice, with an apology for the delay. "Ugh, our lines are backed up like crazy," the caller will say. "Where are you reporting in from?"
Those who somehow identified themselves as an Oyster, as residing in the hotel, from off world, being held by the Queen, or otherwise potentially against the Queen, will have their call returned by a cold female voice, guarded and wary.
"Show me your Oyster mark," the caller will request. "We can't risk giving you anything without proof."
Regardless of which caller contacts them, anyone who cooperates will receive similar information.
The friendly caller will readily provide assurances that the resistance base was not found, despite Mad March and the Order's attempt at reconnaissance in the old kingdom.
"Can't say much more than that over these channels, you know, but worry not! Everyone is safe. We have a follow up from the last mission — sorry about the air conditioning, you know, couldn't be helped — you ready for this? Keycodes. Access keycodes. Didn't get more than a handful, of course, and the intel is vague about what they access. Are we glad to get your call! How about it, you ready to try one out and see what information you can get?"
The guarded caller will allude to the Order not being able to find what they wanted out in the ruins.
"Did you think they took you out there to show you the sights? They're looking for us, obviously. No I'm not going to tell you more than that — just because you're an Oyster doesn't mean we can completely trust you. All right, look. Last time we broke into the hotel, we recovered a few access codes. We had to get out of there before we could find out what they accessed. How about a trade? We give you the code, you call us back and tell us what you find."
INDULGENCE
8/13 - 8/23
Throughout the event, there will be a number of activities available alongside the games designed to encourage unwinding. A concert set up in the hotel lobby will kick off the start of the games, at which indulgence teas will be made available for the first time. They will continue to be served readily at all hours of the day. Enhanced spa facilities will be made available as well — dazzling pedicures and manicures with nail polish that can do anything from change colors based on your mood to emit light so bright it can function as a flashlight; makeup that gives you a kiss that will literally stun the recipient; aromatherapy that will cure any kind of hangover; oils that double as aphrodisiacs, for those interested; healing massages that will take away your aches and pains, wiping away any bruises or injuries with no questions asked. A clean slate, ready to indulge again.
Then, of course, there are the less official activities. Whispers will begin to spread about another kind of competition being run after hours, when all good competitors should be sleeping. No one quite knows who's running it — one person heard it was the coach of one of the chess teams, eager to get her players extra practice; another heard it was one of the chess players themselves; still another will say it is an ice skater, a flamingo pilot, a gymnast. After all, it hardly matters, does it, as long as it runs, and there is a fight every night? Oysters are welcomed into this competition as well, where the only rule is not to kill your opponent. Teas of all kinds exchange hands as bets are placed on the fights, and the champion is rumored to receive a truly spectacular prize.
If fighting is not to your speed, fear not. All of the competitors seem to have different ways to unwind after the games are completed for the day, and all are happy to allow Oysters to indulge in attending the various get-togethers and parties they host. The knight on one of the chess teams has the most renowned wine collection, and he's brought some of his finest with him to be enjoyed alongside cheeses and poetry. One of the swimmers is a passionate musician, and has recruited anyone who can play an instrument to discuss musical theory and play together. A croquet player is known for hosting the wildest parties, with free-flowing moonshine and sips of ecstacy tea readily available. There is a flamingo pilot with a book club, an archer who is a fabulous chef, a diver who is a skilled debater with a wicked tongue — whatever you like to indulge in, chances are, someone's throwing a party for it.
The games will end on the 23rd, with a roaring celebration of all who participated in the competition. The pool area will be taken over for the farewell party, with music, food, alcohol, and dancing available. It is here that the winners of the competitions will be announced, and prizes will be awarded.
Then, of course, there are the less official activities. Whispers will begin to spread about another kind of competition being run after hours, when all good competitors should be sleeping. No one quite knows who's running it — one person heard it was the coach of one of the chess teams, eager to get her players extra practice; another heard it was one of the chess players themselves; still another will say it is an ice skater, a flamingo pilot, a gymnast. After all, it hardly matters, does it, as long as it runs, and there is a fight every night? Oysters are welcomed into this competition as well, where the only rule is not to kill your opponent. Teas of all kinds exchange hands as bets are placed on the fights, and the champion is rumored to receive a truly spectacular prize.
If fighting is not to your speed, fear not. All of the competitors seem to have different ways to unwind after the games are completed for the day, and all are happy to allow Oysters to indulge in attending the various get-togethers and parties they host. The knight on one of the chess teams has the most renowned wine collection, and he's brought some of his finest with him to be enjoyed alongside cheeses and poetry. One of the swimmers is a passionate musician, and has recruited anyone who can play an instrument to discuss musical theory and play together. A croquet player is known for hosting the wildest parties, with free-flowing moonshine and sips of ecstacy tea readily available. There is a flamingo pilot with a book club, an archer who is a fabulous chef, a diver who is a skilled debater with a wicked tongue — whatever you like to indulge in, chances are, someone's throwing a party for it.
The games will end on the 23rd, with a roaring celebration of all who participated in the competition. The pool area will be taken over for the farewell party, with music, food, alcohol, and dancing available. It is here that the winners of the competitions will be announced, and prizes will be awarded.
If you have any questions, please leave them over here! Results for the access code sign ups and the distractions will go out on the 14th, so players have until then to sign up. Characters can use the keycodes to access areas and cause distractions from the 16th through the 23rd — and beyond, but after the final party they may no longer have an easy excuse. If you wish to have your character compete in one of the competitions for the prizes, you can sign up here! Winners will be RNGed.
© tessisamess
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He stands as if to catch Wei Ying for when he comes forward, digging his heels in, but slipping to the side at the last moment so that he can use the momentum to shove Wei Ying off of him, or, if he latches on, to be at a better angle than looking over his back.
Oof--! They meet, but Lan Wangji, although feeling a tiny bit winded, makes no sound. Was Wei Ying expecting him to? Now to the side, he slams down on Wei Ying's arm to push him to the ground; it's a good thing neither of them have spiritual power, or else that would probably hurt.
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He yelps as hits the ground then a slow and sinister smirk spreads across his features. Wei Wuxian has many dirty tricks up his sleeve and once they are like this it is very akin to a previous tumble session they had.
So he wraps his legs around Lan Wangji's waist to lock him there as he looks up at him.
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The force of the spin should pull him up slightly from the ground enough so that Lan Wangji can lurch forward and slam him back into it, and then pin him down onto the ground with his hips and his hands.
The crowd stops passing around money and stops cheering to look, uh, confused as to what is happening to this fight. To be honest.
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"Ahh..Lan Zhan..so forceful." He can be shameless with his moves and his voice as he whines a little louder then necessary. He already knows he can escape if he shape shifts so might as well see how long Lan Wangji wants to keep him pinned in such a way. Deciding to use one of his other abilities, suddenly his body starts to float upwards and take Lan Wangji with him. Time to enjoy the fact that gravity means nothing anymore. Even without wings he can get some air.
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And maybe, just maybe, he'd like to cover them from the rest of the crowd so they don't see this absolutely shameful position they've found themselves in, particularly as the roughness is not really deterring Lan Wangji from getting a little bit... aroused.
Thankfully, only Wei Ying would notice it, but he's sure he'd use it to his advantage, so he also casts... a silencing spell.
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His expression changes to one of rather pathetic disbelief as he whines through sealed lips. He already knows he can't break this kind of seal and now his arm is pinned behind him as well. So if he can't move his upper body...well his lower body is still in play. So why not take advantage of the situation.
He rocks his hips, using those legs to practically grind against the other. This makes his heart pound just a bit harder but he tries to keep himself calm as he hopes he can get the other to release the choke hold. Figuring he will want to use those hands to try and stop this shameless fighting tactic. Using his new gravity manipulation technique he flips them over in the air so that his body is above Lan Wangji's.
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He bites his tongue to keep from groaning, and with his famous restraint, manages to avoid bucking his hips upward as he distractedly closes his eyes and tries very hard to push certain images out of his head.
On the other hand, he doesn't have much leverage but tries to make a little gap between them so that he can flip back over on top, though without anything to push or kick off of, it might not work out for him.
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Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian is still struggling with not being able to talk. It has been years since he has been forced to endure this spell. He's a bit distracted by that when Lan Wangji successfully gets them to turn back over but it seems to be rather short lived as now they are on an endless spiral, continuously switching positions.
Looking up into Lan Wangji's face, he notices the closed eyes and smirks a bit. That grinding continues, aware of the effect it is starting to have on his own body as well, but also knowing he can easily shift into another body to avoid it.
The hand not bent behind him suddenly shifts into a long and squirmy type of tentacle that is now doing to attempt to assault Lan Wangji's sides and body to find his most sensitive of places to tickle.
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It's during one of these spirals that he lets go, and kicks Wei Ying away from him; they'll both have to fall back to the ground, but he is hoping to have enough momentum in his push that he might actually wind Wei Ying or something. He's not actually trying to hurt him.
In fact, this fight might go on a long time precisely because both of them want to fight but neither of them wants to inflict any serious damage.
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He still can't talk with is frustrating. He considers his next attack, and then it hits him. He lands on the ground and immediately changes into a tiny lizard. He's been in this body before so he does know fairly well how to maneuver in it. And so he hurries as fast as he can, grateful for the fact that speed seems to be one of this bodie's strengths. Because he is aiming to go into Lan Wangji's clothing and right up his leg.
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The audience isn't sure they like this part of the fight, as they can't see Wei Ying anymore. They're only treated to this view of Lan Wangji shaking his leg and it's not even a particularly enjoyable dance to watch.
At least one of them grows bored and yells at them to actually fight.
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Damn! How on Earth is he supposed to fight him this way?
While Wei Ying is in his torso, he might notice that Lan Wangji is currently devoid of either a belly button or nipples. This silly demon physiology...
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His little voice comes from inside those robes, "Do you concede, Lan Zhan?"
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The audience is. Mostly confused.
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"So stubborn, Lan Zhan. I bet if I turn into a bunny you wouldn't have the heart to hurt me."
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If he is successful, he'll quickly change to holding him by the butt and under the arms instead of the neck; that would be mean.
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How could anyone beat up such an adorable little bunny?
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"I'm going to expect many apologies after all the times you've hurt me today."
But he can definitely feel a little off as he sits there, the world starting to get a little darker at the corner of his eyes. It's a strange feeling and not one he is used to or has ever experienced in all the times he's used this ability.
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He hasn't noticed that Wei Ying's feeling a little off, or that that's not part of the game they're playing.
The crowd is starting to grow impatient, what with neither of them actually wanting to hurt each other... The crowd starts yelling at them to get on with it, and throwing things at them.
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"I don't think there is going to be a winner in this match, Lan Zhan." He ducks again..was that a pan?? How did they even get that..
He reaches out to put his hand out against the side of the ring, needing that support as he feels like he is about to pass out. Struggling to keep himself together and not wanting to just give in since that is like admitting defeat.
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--But then Wei Ying stumbles onto the side of the ring and Lan Wangji rushes to catch him.
"Let's leave," he murmurs gently into his ear, placing an arm around his waist.
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